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Lmao I thought the same until I had Afang and white soup.

70 - 80 years old people are not allowed to work due to physical and mental reasons…. But for some reasons we allow them to run the entire country💔😂

OG’s know digestive was always the backup. A wannabe babe. Speedy was top tier.

There was a woman who sold rice and stew outside my office building on Broad Street. Every day for 4 years. Big pot. Blue plastic chairs. She knew everyone's order before they reached her table. Her name was Mama Chidi. Mine was the last plate before she packed up. 1:45pm. Every day without fail she'd see me coming and start dishing before I even sat down. Extra meat. Never charged me for it. I asked her once why. She said I looked like someone who skipped breakfast. She was right every time. 2019 she stopped showing up. No warning. Just gone. I asked around. Nobody knew anything. I switched to a restaurant down the road. More expensive. Smaller portions. Spent 4 years just quietly missing a plate of rice I never properly appreciated. Last month my colleague forwarded a Twitter post into our work group. A young guy. Maybe 25. Saying his mother used to sell food on Broad Street before she had a stroke in 2019 that took her left side. That she was recovering but kept asking about her regulars. That she cried one day saying she never got to say goodbye to any of them. I DM'd him immediately. He called me 10 minutes later. She was sitting right next to him. I heard her voice through the phone. Slower than I remembered. But she laughed when he told her who it was. She said she always saved my plate last because quiet people need someone looking out for them. I visited her in Mushin on Saturday. She can't stand long anymore. But she sat up straight in that chair and watched me eat everything she'd made. Didn't let me leave without packing food for the road. Some people just decide to take care of you. Before you even know you need it.

I know this is meant to be funny but I’m supposed to hang with 2 friends on Thursday at a place that has garden in the name. My full name, Jesuseyitan

love women who love you, and don’t convince any women who don’t love you to love you.

Randomly remembered one time I was scammed on instagram. Before I paid, I asked the vendor ‘please hope you will deliver’ and the person replied with ‘don’t worry, you will testify’😭😭😭

most people that left Nigeria for the UK in 2020- 2022 are already stranded somewhere, mostly looking for another country to go or come back to lagos after so much investment. 2 years school is over, 2 years post study visa is up, most UK employers are aren’t sponsoring..imagine

i have always said it that the problem with ayra starr is she’s confused about her branding. trying too hard to be a blend of tyla & tems.

This life is not by hardwork, sometimes it is all about where your parents decide to rent house

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IT'S TOO LATE ALREADY BUT PUT TRIBALISM ASIDE AND VOTE APC OUT, ELSE YOU WILL BEG TO SURVIVE.

As a young man in Nigeria right now, this is not the time to spend recklessly in the name of romance, especially with someone who isn’t willing to be equally intentional and resourceful with you.

Anybody who posts about a protest and then deletes it later is actually paid by APC. They just do that to scare people away so they won't join any protest. All na tactics. Na everybody dey collect money 😎😎

I’m beginning to see a pattern here, and even though I may be wrong, my conviction is stronger than my doubt. I have a theory that there’s a reverse APC campaign going on on the TL. Yes, those protest tweets that get deleted one hour after they go viral. They make a post against the government, especially regarding protests, then delete it, and the quotes are filled with the same set of influencers saying things like: “They threatened him???” “Ahh, what really happened?” “Chai, boss calls have been made,” and so on. Then the people who made and deleted the tweet come out and say, “After God, na government” and “APC is working. You can tweet otherwise on your page 🙏,” to make it look like they were actually threatened. My theory is that no one threatened anyone. They didn’t go to anyone’s family house to hold them or their family hostage. They were not under duress to tweet the disclaimers or delete them. It is reverse PR—pattern recognition right here. And the aim is to scare people from coming out to protest or speak up. If you read between the lines, you’ll see exactly what I’m talking about. You can’t fóol me.

Blowing my mind that they’re actively campaigning with nothing. Like they’re not even trying to fix anything to “trick” us into a reelection. Lol God.

A government that only cares about their own family

it’s not safe to use

One minute, you and your classmates are gathered around the class bin, sharpening pencils. Next minute, you’re attending each other’s weddings and naming ceremonies. Time.

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