ordtism

gm you’re out here gambling on pre BRC-2.0 rugs with no soul pivot to ordtism the art’s better and the brainrot is intentional

Well that didn’t go the way I anticipated. All I wanted to do was create butt stuff. Instead I am now receiving a ton of stuff in my butt. What happened sucks. We wanted everyone who minted to be able to secure what they wanted but that didn’t happen. Early TXs were front run and the mint melted Gammas servers. We can’t build a time toilet to unflush what happened BUTT we can work on the next steps. Right now we are working with BIS for staking and working on getting the collection properly indexed on ME. What are we going to do regarding the refunds today? If you were refunded for your mint during the wipe list phase, shoot us a dm with your transaction. Once we’ve collected all of that data. We will be raffling off some butts from our treasury to those who were touched for free. We know that won’t sort out everyone so we are also going to be introducing the preparation H phase of our tokenomics which will ensure every single minter affected gets a token allocation once the protocol is live. So we will be setting aside a % of our token supply just for people who were refunded today. We are sorry for what happened today but we push forward one cheek at a time. Cheeks out!