🚨The Celebration Police🚨

Arsenal celebrating like they’ve won the league

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post. I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so. Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here. But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it. And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂 Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻 So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️ So for one last time… ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨 Chiefo x #COYG

Today’s the day. God speed to Arsenal fans around the world, each and every one of you beautiful bastards❤️ Have an amazing day. It could be the greatest of our lives🙏🏻 All units to Budapest?😁🚨👮🏻 #COYG #UCLFinal

@FunnyGooner When will it end ffs 😂🚨😂🚨

Give your officers a day off ffs @PLCPolice

How can you not love this man

@highburyhigh Score Guy 😍😍😍

Champions ! Again. The Arsenal ❤️⚽️ #arsenal #arteta

@HandofArsenal In tears. Mikel, you have changed our lives 😍

Greatest picture I have laid eyes on

I’m in tears

Out of control 🚨🚨🚨

Engraved into history 🖋 @Arsenal

@AnythingArs_ Oh god. Just shut the fuck up. Please.

Truthfully, during Arsenal’s Premier League celebration, there was something unusual that I noticed. I saw Declan Rice, Eze, and Myles Lewis-Skelly out on the streets of London in the morning, and one of them was even carrying a bottle of wine. For me as a fan who still wants us to win two of the biggest trophies in football, the Premier League and the Champions League, I think we should have stayed more focused. PSG are a very strong team, and they are still fully focused and training. But after winning the Premier League, we started celebrating heavily, and some players even went out of camp and probably did not sleep properly that night. Celebrating is not a problem, but allowing players to leave camp before such a huge final, I think it was a mistake from Mikel Arteta. The only player I never saw out celebrating was Zubimendi. People say Zubimendi has not been performing well recently, but for me, if we are playing PSG and I have to choose the midfield, I cannot leave him out. He stayed professional and focused. That is why I think he should start in midfield in the Champions League final.

@pulpy You’re getting pelters all over the shop, lad. Thank you for your service 🫡

Yo @PLCPolice I’m out here doing Gods work for you. Enjoy your title 🤥

They just can’t have a pint and celebrate like normal fans can they.

@LauraKirk12 Quite right 👌🏻😎❤️

Are we getting celebration policed after winning the league!

@TimesRadio @adamboultonTABB Class 👍🏼

"They all went up to stand outside an empty stadium. The world's gone mad." Arsenal fans' celebrations of their Premier League victory on Holloway Road were "weird", says @adamboultonTABB.

@thedavidseaman I’ll be honest, David, I am incredibly hungover

Morning CHAMPIONS!!! How we all feeling today?! ♥️🤍👊

CAN WE CELEBRATE NOW????❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@austingooners ❤️

All of these Arsenal fans, @PLCPolice, celebrating like they just won the league. Shameful.

@FunnyGooner 22 years

@PLCPolice How long have you been waiting to tweet this mate ❤️

Arsenal celebrating like they’ve won the league