Paddy Raff

Journalists stuck in 1970’s Belfast absolutely hating it

In the name of the doctor 🇺🇸✝️🙏🏻

That’s Donald’s Halloween costume sorted for this year

Congratulations @McIlroyRory

Bookies on Grand National day when people like me show up for the first time in a year to stick £10 on a horse with diabetes just because its name sounds like my granny's dog's name

Not another one 🤦🏻‍♂️ poor fella needs to give it up

There was ANOTHER drone display last night in Belfast docks that the public weren’t told about 😡

Hate when you find out your new favourite band are nepo babies

Something different

Christ the night, Emer!

Do you clap when the plane lands? 🛬

My mate sent me a picture of the Ibrox trouble yesterday but he didn’t tell me he took it off his TV and I thought Rangers had installed a chandelier in the away end

Can’t believe #theBritAwards left London for the first time ever. Not sure that’s what Kneecap meant when they said brits out

“IN AS FEW WORDS AS POSSIBLE”

Still obsessed with @flightradar24

Got to watch #foofighters in a nightclub, unbelievable

@PeckWillar34991 Ahh right, I didn’t claim to have invented calling somebody a PDF file nor does anybody else think that. You’re clutching 😂

@paddyraffcomedy So many to utter. But let’s starts with this one, from a child, 7 years ago! reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…

Sharing one of my best jokes for no particular reason

@PeckWillar34991 @AmandaFBelfast Whose is it then?

@paddyraffcomedy @AmandaFBelfast Not your joke though, is it? Straight to the Stewart Lee naughty corner you go. #JokeThief

When you’re bald and the priest decides to take the piss on #AshWednesday

When the new priest doesn’t like you