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Job fair time. Someone hire meeeeee

Ohhhhgod

#canadiantire where you can't find anyone to help you for an hour, then suddenly there's four of them discussing your question

@jenbts I hope you took photos

@jenbts YES

A model of efficiency: what costco optical centre isn't #costco

Look at what we have here: giantfreakinrobot.com/scifi/george-l… What were some of you saying the other day? Hmmm??

Also i guess i enjoy drinking sideways wtf flipbook RT @pupcakes: flip.it/Wh6fp lucky buddha beer is DELICIOUS #luckybuddha

Gratitude list for the day G's!!!!! #God. #grace, #grandmas @glamourmag #giggles #girlfriends @GayRights … say.ly/zED6feI

RT @jenbts: There are two 40 year old women at work who wear matching outfits + pigtails on Friday. Why? WHY.

flip.it/NIGAf lucky buddha beer is DELICIOUS #luckybuddha

Strip club with a group of lesbians. Was it a good night? I should mention my sobriety.

Shopping with a foreigner, always an interesting experience! #unofficialtourguide

Gorgeous girls! #capitalcityburlesque #edmontonpride flip.it/zznLP

Well I want to wish Karl Urban a very Happy Birthday! Hopefully he will join Twitter one of these days

Our truck for our gay pride float stalled. Naturally the lesbians arrive to boost us. Yay!!!

Aaaugh sewing a costume for the pride parade and the fabric suddenly splits and is ruined. Time to refigure my shit out.

Driving my mom's car is terrifying. It's basically a high tech gadget that happens to be in a car shape.

Mmmm garden shopping. Why so wonderful summer? Everything smells good.

My weather app needs to learn to distinguish 'partly sunny' from 'rain and hail'