Pwease

What did you expect, a nuclear deal?

@TheFigen_ Please redo this video with a Chinese song instead of Shakira

A Chinese woman follows her husband because she suspects he's having an affair and finds him dining alone. Her eyes are the eyes of a tiger. 😂

@HumansNoContext 8. Your school teachers are usually wrong.

@DudespostingWs These are General Motors employees. Instead of making cars, they're playing basketball...

This is like the episode from “the Office” when they play basketball in the warehouse

@HumansNoContext The gay lover says hello

What an amazing transformation

@DudespostingWs If you have negative net worth, you're eligible for Medicaid and most medical providers will forgive the debt. Unless this happened outside the U.S.

This guy meets an 88-year-old that is still working and learns he lost his pension after retiring from General Motors, his wife passed away, and he’s also $200k+ in medical debt. He launches a GoFundMe that raises $1.7 million. This story is insane.

Our greatest glory is not in falling, but rising every time we fall.

@InternetH0F Non-keeper. She should be promptly dumped and kicked out.

she's a keeper

@elonmusk Looks like the "Ghiblification" feature released by ChatGPT 11 months ago. People think this is a big deal?

@TaraBull Gives a new meaning to "deep cavity singing"

J Lo, 56, performing in Las Vegas

@GigaBasedDad Are you aware that vegetables are just water?

Eat real food.

@stats_feed Are you counting the dead?

Active military manpower: 🇨🇳 China: 2,035,000 🇮🇳 India: 1,431,000 🇺🇸 USA: 1,333,030 🇷🇺 Russia: 1,320,000 🇰🇵 North Korea: 1,320,000 🇺🇦 Ukraine: 900,000 🇵🇰 Pakistan: 660,000 🇮🇷 Iran: 610,000 🇪🇹 Ethiopia: 503,000 🇹🇷 Turkey: 481,000 🇰🇷 South Korea: 450,000 🇻🇳 Vietnam: 450,000 🇪🇬 Egypt: 438,500 🇮🇩 Indonesia: 404,500 🇲🇽 Mexico: 387,000 🇧🇷 Brazil: 376,000 🇹🇭 Thailand: 360,850 🇱🇰 Sri Lanka: 346,000 🇫🇷 France: 264,000 🇯🇵 Japan: 251,500 🇵🇱 Poland: 250,000 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia: 247,000 🇳🇬 Nigeria: 230,000 🇹🇼 Taiwan: 230,000 🇮🇶 Iraq: 193,000 🇩🇪 Germany: 184,324 🇮🇱 Israel: 169,500 🇬🇧 UK: 141,330 According to Global Fire Power

@disclosetv That's literally not what he said in the video.

NOW - Netanyahu: "Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan. Because if you are strong enough, ruthless enough, powerful enough, evil will overcome good."

@AutismCapital What a pussy. She was just trying to sculpt his jawline.

🚨NEW: Clavicular gets hit with the most telegraphed slap of all time. Ray Charles could have seen that slap coming. He decides to press charges on the girl who he allowed to slap him for whatever reason.

@Kick_Champ - You don't think women have rights?? - You have the right to remain silent.

Clavicular had a girl ARRESTED after she randomly SLAPPED him in the club 😳

@elonmusk @WR4NYGov He's going to quote that on his show. Bookmark this tweet.

@WR4NYGov Jon Stewart really is a diabolical propagandist, a subtle wielder of the knife of deception

Jon Stewart claims Elon tilts the X algorithm so we don’t see criticism of Elon and Trump. But we all see high volume criticism of Elon and Trump. And we saw this video.

@elonmusk @AFpost Looks like he forgot to buy a new suit after losing weight

@AFpost Looks like he finally took some Ozempic

Democratic Illinois Governor JB Pritzker speaks about a Democratic "Project 2029" in which members of the current Trump administration, along with federal agents, will be criminally and civilly prosecuted. "Whatever it is that we can do. It may be that you cannot criminally prosecute somebody, but you can go after them civilly." Follow: @AFpost

@PicturesFoIder Palm Beach Pete got decent guns for his age. Probably has a gym membership at the Breakers.

Probably the worst possible dude to be a doppelganger of.

@DudespostingWs The buyer didn't do it for the love of animals. He's going to race it for profit until injured.

The moment an auctioneer finalizes the sale of a horse for $3.2 million 😳

@HumansNoContext What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? "Oh, sheet!"