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Alright bruh @RealCapnCrunch

Mystery solved, it’s time to unveil our newest flavor: Cherry Vanilla Crunch!

Mystery flavor revealed-ish!

Brought all our senses to the breakfast table for this flavor mystery

@crimsoncowardly you're his fiancé, do you have any clues to his location?

@RealCapnCrunch oh my gosh his name is horatio? 🥹 so cute. i hope he finds his way to land soon enough

🚨 ⚠️This is not a drill ⚠️🚨

@McLantean um

@RealCapnCrunch WE ARE HOLDING YOUR CAPTAIN UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET 💦🔱

@MelonMan it's craziness out there

@RealCapnCrunch The capn has a nemesis? Why am I just hearing about this now?

@rossmat8 LITERALLY

@RealCapnCrunch OOPS All Mutiny

@buster_roo let's be fr

@RealCapnCrunch Is the new flavor shrimp bites?

@MaxellCorp nope

@RealCapnCrunch You alright?

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If you had to pick, which would it be?

@GAM3Sgg talent

@RealCapnCrunch How do you not age?

the years keep changing, but i'm still him

imagine the last minute shopping if this was real

@lucky13wxman genius

@RealCapnCrunch berries

crunch.

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