I want her dead for some reason.
Ribz of Tik Tok@ribzoftiktok
It made a lot more than I was expecting
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Reality Saloon
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Reality Saloon
@RealitySaloon
AMERICA FIRST! Used to be optimistic, but finally submitted to the fact that we are screwed. Oh well.
In the Miasma. Katılım Aralık 2022
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@buckingfitch50 @Notwokenow She left out the beatings with the wire hangers though.
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I once refused to eat my green beans for dinner as a child.
Mom said, ok, go brush your teeth and go straight to bed.
Relieved, I did just that.
Next morning for breakfast, she uncovered those green beans from the night before. And that was that.
I ate them. I hate them.
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369
Be honest because I’m proving a point When you were a child if you didn’t want to eat what your mother made for dinner What happened?
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@buckingfitch50 I bet, they are not known for being subtle.
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@RealitySaloon I've heard raccoons.
Sounds of nightmares.
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I was watching what looked like a squirrel battle over peanuts. Nope, squirrel sex. Tear it up little brother.
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@RealitySaloon You watch squirrels hump?? I knew I liked you for a reason hahahaha
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@Heather27207971 So I guess they are like everybody else, some cool, some jerks. I only know the one guy.
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@RealitySaloon Probably, but idk. I happen to know a down fellow that is hateful and spiteful af. If he works there, then no fcking way. I only ingest one persons dna. And it’s usually an accident even then.
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I know a down kid, he's pretty chill, so what the fuck, I'm down with it.
Guillo@codiguillos
🇺🇸 | En Estados Unidos abrieron una cafetería en la que todos los trabajadores tienen síndrome de Down. ¿Comerías allí? ☺️
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@PoliteArsehole Umyeah they brought in the TB and other things we had under control.
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@RealitySaloon Every time Im in public, and someone coughs loudly, I look and its a fucking third-world parasite. Then that same discusting slob will shove their hands down their pants.
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It's s common flu. Wash your hands and don't be around Indians or Arabs. Or blacks.
All day Astronomy@forallcurious
BREAKING🚨: Dangerous virus with no treatment or cure spreads rapidly across the U.S. new map reveals who is most at risk Human metapneumovirus (HMPV) is spreading across the U.S. there’s no specific cure, and wastewater data now confirms widespread transmission nationwide.
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@BrenemanPaul You feel really good on keto, bloodwork is always good. I've done it for years now and I just go off it every few months to eat chocolate and other sugary junk I love for a week or so.
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@RealitySaloon I just read up on this keto diet it looks healthy I take vitamins and eat healthy I figure at my age I a life up to 20years if I'm lucky
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I am going back to keto on spring tomorrow. Was going to do it today, but I got attacked by hotdogs rolled in tortilla. I could have been Mexican. That was amazing so now I must wash it down with rum sours. And pisder later. Oh and some fish sticks.
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@buckingfitch50 Actual occurrence on the deck out back. It was early in the day. If it happened later, it would have been a mind warp I'm sure.
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@RealitySaloon Was this on your coffee table?
Refrigerator?
Sky?
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Promised my kid I'd make Jello today.
She seemed happy.
Low expectations make everyone's life more enjoyable.
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Spectracide indoor outdoor, professional strength.
Genius Tech@Geniustechw
How do you fix this culture?
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@DrSuneelDhand Switch to street drugs I'll send a delivery boy.
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I’m a physician, and I would literally do anything to avoid being on a prescription drug. My nightmare is to have to show up at the pharmacy every month and pick up drugs. Absolute last resort only. Will exhaust every other possibility before that happens.
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can’t believe i got vaccinated to go to a fucking macklemore concert
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@alexbruesewitz @karolineleavitt I see Erika Kirk after an extra large meat lovers pizza. And a sack of field corn.
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I see an impressive young Christian mother, many months pregnant with her second child, the youngest press secretary in American history, and a fierce champion of American first principles.
@karolineleavitt is an incredible person.
HustleBitch@HustleBitch_
🚨 PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO NOTICE SOMETHING OFF ABOUT KAROLINE LEAVITT… AND IT’S NOT NORMAL. What do you see?
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@Fishmaster233 @JesusRoxIt They do. And they fight like hell. Taste like rotten sagebrush.
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@buckingfitch50 Me either. Cplate. Cheese is poor man's ricotta and pineapple is heartburn on a plate.
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@RealitySaloon I don't cottage cheese at all.
I also don't pineapple.
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