Reece Davidson

Hippo milk is pink.

If you search "Who's the cutest" using Google's "I'm Feeling Lucky," it will say "YOU ARE"

@EmilyJarman12 :/

When I die, I hope I get to see my killcam

The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.

Every man needs a woman when his life is a mess. Because just like in a game of chess, the queen protects the king

What a coincidence

@Kimconnolly2204 am now

@piklejar yes truly remarkable

@piklejar 13 actually :|

@piklejar no not really :/

@piklejar I'm pretty sure its not a test tube... But a carafe #derp

I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?

*Girls on FaceBook* "Getting Starbucks with Jenny!" *4 minutes later* 87 pictures and 3 videos uploaded.

Retweet this with your bottom lip! (99% of people can't do it)

By this rate, I wont be going to work later, as some cock has blocked my car...

You think having periods is hard? Try being on a 24 killstreak on Call Of Duty with itchy balls.

@EmilyJarman12 that is just rumours you have acquired off of bbm

@loulouconnolly yes....

@linzi_rubesxxx I don't get it...why didn't milk do anything