Rob Moffat

@ericartell: I have a "sit-in" for today's @DailyReHash show? Way to sit @robmof, you do it so well!...

Just a little weather song we wrote! nbclosangeles.com/on-air/as-seen…

@jacobmoffat I don't know if #chooseyourownpunchline jokes are as effective as you think.

@megmclifford your mother is coming to California? I feel out of the loop all of a sudden.

@brigwoods I was there last night as well. Burger is in my top 5.

Ha, suckers! I left town for a wedding to avoid #Carmeggedon If I get back Sunday can I get in? Anyone got a chopper for me?

How have airport gate sound systems not improved since the nineties? Still sounds like a drive through speaker box. "no pickles!"

A Mormon Spectacle, Way Off Broadway http://nyti.ms/r0kbBB

@jacobmoffat not funny as I really am flying into LAX on Sunday and live in the epicenter of #Carmageddon anyone wanna pick me up?

There must be an easier way to adjust time zones. I hate waking up at 5 every morning.

mentioning @katiethompsonKT at check-in got me upgraded and more perks at Vegas hotel. At least in my dream last night. Playing Vegas?

@megmclifford in my tummy.

The second reason I go to new york every summer. #theyummiesttreat yfrog.com/kitovtzj

I was just kidnapped. That's right. And taken to the airport. Is this legal? What if it is to go home to see my family?

@jacobmoffat I think I should take a online certification.

@megmclifford the same face with different hair creeps me out enough to warrant no change.

@chelsiekayh you always have to keep your eyes on @jacobmoffat cheating. He is the worst.

@jacobmoffat the smell, I mean, I thought it was a dead animals.

@jacobmoffat I thought I was dead animals!!

@justinlyon Basic 4 #favoritecereal