Chimemma

Prime, Netflix left Nigeria. TikTok, Instagram doesn’t pay Nigerian creators because low priority, guess why? Twitter, Facebook and YouTube pay way less per Nigerian viewer. Roll outs, perks, only get to us after years of creators in other climes enjoying them. There’s no light. There’s no regulation of rent. Data tariff increases depending on the network provider’s mood. Fuel is 1300 per liter. Fuel has become lighter, evaporates quicker. 5 liters of 2022 is not same as now. But yeah!!! Bring your tax. File your tax! I won’t give you job but if you create one for yourself, I still won’t make it easy for you because I’ll make sure bulk of your money goes to rent payment and electricity. And things will also get ridiculously expensive because $1 is 1450 naira. But yeah, FILE YOUR FUCKING TAX!!! We pay VAT per online transaction. We pay VAT per light purchase. We pay VAT per every purchase or transaction. But hold on… FILE YOUR TAX!!!! And no matter what ridiculousness that happens, we swear that the “next one” that will “definitely” be our tipping point. Bloody hell!

1. Men know exactly what they are doing. Always remember that. 2. It is not your responsibility to change a man. In fact, you cannot change a man, but you can change the man. Read that again. 3. Men will treat you based on how they feel about you and how you carry yourself. If he’s not treating you with care, he doesn’t like you. Don’t make excuses for him. 4. No man can go a day without talking to a woman he is in love with. 5. An inconsistent man doesn’t like you. Only showing up when it is convenient for him is a red flag 🚩 6. There is no such thing as a nonchalant man. That man doesn’t like you. He’s “chalanting” elsewhere. 7. If a man cheats on you and you find out, and instead of leaving the relationship you choose to stay, he will start seeing you as a foól. 8. Your self-respect must be greater than your feelings and libido. Do not ever beg a man to love you. Begging is disgusting. 9. Men are very thoughtful when they are in love. They make time, plan things, and put effort where their heart is. A low-effort man doesn’t like you. 10. The highest form of love is consideration. Any man who doesn’t consider you, how his actions make you feel, or how to make your life easier within his capacity doesn’t like you. Walk away. 11. Lastly, you accept the love you think you deserve. However a man treats you, if you stay, you are a willing participant, not a victim. If you think you deserve better, you know exactly what to do.

My greatest adult disappointment was discovering that bad people get away with everything.

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When we took this sibling trip, we let everyone at immigration assume we were originally one family ❤️

nigerians love paying people 150k

I used to count things on my body that had once touched the same air as my father. I would randomly remember him and start counting... "Daddy met my hairband, this gown, he met this ribbon, he bought us this cassette, this book..." "Daddy met this plate, this curtain..." As the years went by, I would barely find 1 or 2 things, that was here while he was still with us. The skirt I had on when he passed, I hoarded for years till I gave it out. It got to a point where I could no longer find a personal item, I had outgrown all of them and the rest had worn out. When it was over 7 years, the only thing that had touched the same air as my dad, that I had left, was my shoulder length hair. We still had household items: clothes we wore as babies, plates, even my Dad's special plate and cup, curtains, my Dad's car, my mum's too. Our house got burnt to the ground a year ago and I no longer have things to count. His car was packed in our compound for over a year, and even when my mum got a new car, she would refuse to sell her old rickety Golf that "her dear" got for her. I've forgotten Daddy's smell, his voice too, and somehow his face, I keep looking at pictures tho. Daddy would dance in front of the TV, and because he was a huge man and covered most of it, we would all be giggling and begging him to stop (he was a bad dancer, I got it from him). I wish he stayed longer. He was as busy as he was available, he was such a dancer, a bad one, but a dancer. I hope he's still dancing wherever he is, I hope he has little children to dance with and for. Daddy's smell is now very faint in my memory. I can still remember his hands tho, his dentition, His feet, faintly. I have his feet too. The only thing of his I have left is his name. It's been 13 years without Daddy, I wonder if he has children there to help him scratch and pick his back. I wonder how he has been drinking water without his stainless cup, is there suya there? He must really miss it. Was he scared in his final moments? Not even of death, but of dying in front of me and breaking my heart? I often wonder if he knew he wasn't going to make it through the night and if he was sacred or heartbroken by the knowledge of that. When I told him that night that things were going to be better, I hope he saw the strength in my voice. Adolphus would have been such a playful grandpa, we'll all miss him, our children too. Rest well my Angel❤️

Love is my main reason for wanting to get married. I want a partner who is deeply in love with me, just as I am with them. I’m not interested in marrying for convenience. I wanna be with someone I genuinely like, who feels the same way about me. I want to be overwhelmed with love

He started by fixing power in the state, laying the foundation for real development. He then moved on to improving the road network, making movement and business easier. Now, he’s actively attracting and securing major investments into the state. Meanwhile, Other Governors are hiding behind the uselessness of the Tinubu's Federal Government. States like Delta, Rivers, Lagos, Akwa Ibom, Bayelsa, Kano, Oyo, Ondo infact About 20–25 states earn more from FAAC than Abia. Tinubu is useless,Governors are useless, Senators are useless.

Just because you regret it doesn’t mean others will. I get it…sometimes it can look like someone is forcing it, but that’s not always the case. In the first few months of my relationship, I was always the one calling my girl every morning. She wasn’t matching that energy at first, so I had a conversation with her and told her there’s nothing wrong with her calling first sometimes. She understood and adjusted. Fast forward a few months later, I started a night job (9pm–4am), so calling in the morning became difficult. I’d sleep around 4am and wake up by 12pm. Thankfully, she understood the situation and started calling me first consistently. At some point, I even tried staying up till 5/6am just so I could still call her, so it wouldn’t feel one-sided. What made it work for us is simple…understanding, communication, and effort from both sides. It’s not about who texts or calls first, it’s about two people willing to meet each other halfway and make things work.

Nigerians don’t really grasp the magnitude of the problem we’re in, which is why everyone is still suffering in silence. In the span of three years: Fuel went from ₦200 to ₦1,400. Spaghetti went from ₦200 to ₦1,300. Eggs went from ₦50 to ₦300. A kilo of chicken went from ₦2,500 to ₦7,500. A kilo of turkey went from ₦3,500 to ₦11,500. A self-contained apartment went from ₦350k to ₦1 million. A mini flat went from ₦650k to ₦2.5 million. A plate of rice and chicken went from ₦2,500 to ₦7,000. Local flights went from ₦60k to ₦300k+. Federal university school fees went from ₦30k to ₦150k+. I can go on and on. Mind you, this is his first tenure, and he’s actively campaigning for a second term. Honestly, if we truly understood the magnitude of the problem we’re in right now, we would be on the streets, at the National Assembly, on major flyovers, and at airports, taking action. By the time most of you fully grasp the damage this man has done, you’ll probably be in your 40s and might end up settling for a mediocre life. You cannot be in your right senses and be supporting a government like this. It is not possible.

I actually want power from national grid. I don’t want solar or inverter. I want my country to work. Shitty ass place that makes your co sufferers talk down at you for not being able to figure out or hustle solutions for government incompetence. Foolish place I hate it hereeeeeee

As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self esteem.

Unpopular opinion: Afang is the greatest soup to exist.

Every single man that said “but they were told not to come out” is a rapist. You will die wretched! You animalsssss !!!! That lady’s scream is in my brain!!!!

“Raping festival” words I've never thought I'd come across in my life Absolute rubbish

The amount of men in those videos is sickening. If rape culture can bring out a such a huge crowd, just imagine what they are doing behind closed doors.

“Respect our tradition.” “It’s our culture.” This is 2026. Deltans, if your ‘culture’ involves sexually assaulting women cos they went outside, it’s not ‘culture’, it’s abuse. Fuck your culture.

When they say “stop raping women”, olori-ebis will rear their heads to start asking “what of false accusers?”. Now there’s a whole ass festival dedicated to raping women, with videos circulating, you’re quiet because you’re still investigating the videos with forensics abi?

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