"Face It, Tiger" now streaming everywhere!

Good thing I haven't changed the pins on this strap in 20 years, cuz now I can wear it THIS FRIDAY when we do a very special OP IVY cover set with Bad Idea USA! (And like c'mon, what else are you gonna do in Salem, MA on the Friday before Halloween?!)

david lynch is dead so everyone else has GOT TO GET MORE EARNEST NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOING EVERYTHING IRONICALLY IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm part way through @doctorow's upcoming book and it feels like a horrifying origin story for Silicon Valley villains — but Marty Hench giving me that sprinkling of hope I need right now Check it out 👇👇👇

@chris_conqueso You're not punk and I'm not telling everyone

I don’t think I will ever forgive myself for thinking that the lyrics at the end of Boxcar by Jawbreaker were him repeating “Rob Lowe” over and over again

@DenizCamp WTF dude. I'm so sorry.

I've gotten my fair share of death threats, & threats to rape my wife, etc since writing Ultiamtes. Generally I let these things roll of my back, it's cheap to make death threats in the modern age. But this one, titled "please don't make me kill your wife" - is a over the line.

Yoooooooo how do we get into the bill for the @wheatus 25th anniversary show at @MidEastClub? Do we gotta drop a recorded "Teenage Dirtbag" cover or something? We'll do it!

I wish I could feel how good it must feel to be a liberal making this meme and thinking they ate

Margaret Thatcher is dead

This machine (voting) kills fascists (or at least subdues them for a while, which is still a helluva lot better than the alternative)

Need a distraction from the world today? Check out our conversation with Trev Allen of the Struggling Artist Podcast! It ostensibly starts as a chat about the history of the Roland High Life—but like all things, it inevitably leads to Hawkeye and ADHD. rolandhighlife.com/struggling-art…

Good morning. Sun is up. There’s a frost on the ground here in New England. Everything is completely normal and no one is stressed out.

HEY! YOU! Have you listened to the deep cuts of the Fountains of Wayne discography recently? I mean like, beyond "Stacy's Mom?" Because you should. You REALLY, really should.

"When I was a teenager, I took the train to go to the record store to find rare stuff. Spotify is way more convenient, but that wasn’t the point. The point was to get out and to feel like you’re hunting, to feel like you’re living your life." slate.com/culture/2024/1…

Work this shit out in advance. Don’t fuck people that don’t own books, and don’t fuck people that would let you die from a pregnancy

extremely funny stuff has been unfolding at the NYT because they refuse to agree to a contract with their tech workers

Oh cool, band merch companies are already adding a preemptive tariff to their shipping costs just in case the election goes to hell. Surely this will help magically the reduce the cost of merchandise, for reasons!

@riteshwriter They're probably never going to complete the Silver Age storyline either now that Gaiman's been outed as a sex pest, huh?

I feel like this may prove to be the most prescient cartoon of the 21st century.

You either die a hero or live long enough to realize you're closer in age to Giles than Buffy

Halloween is sort of a perfect microcosm of America because everyone freaks out about drugs and razor blades in your candy and meanwhile it's the worst day for vehicular homicide and no one cares