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the adulting..

when you’re in your 20s you have to constantly watch other people move in with their boyfriend of 3 months and you just have to pretend like you don’t think that’s a stupid idea

옆테이블 아주머니: 어머 쟤도 같이 먹나보다

(understaffed workplace that does not assign tasks and simply expects people to do the side tasks in the downtime they don’t have) hey why is none of this stuff getting done

Puppy passed the civil service exam to become the new REAPER... he doesn't quite know how to do the job yet, but he's very hardworking.

I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like

🐦:why are you filming my ass??😡

just saw a mother trying to get a toddler off the ground, she went “please stand up.” multiple times before sighing and saying “will the real slim shady please stand up” and the child finally listened HELLO ??? 😭

Every day is April Fool’s Day when you’re attracted to men.

bro shut up you're acting like such an unexpected item in bagging area right now

Wikipedia is the only website whose marketing strategy is threatening to kill itself if you don’t pay

welcome to froggymart 🐸☂️ #lowpoly

one of my friends used to think i was a prostitute because i went home w ugly guys and i think about that a lot

Giving birth is so crazy like. Hello everyone here is my blind box OC I made

I hate when a job asks you to set "goals" My only "goal" is to remain employed so I can continue to pay for my living expenses while finding fulfillment in the areas of my life unrelated to a day job.

Someone made a tiktok saying they were ready to commit suicide and someone in the comments was like “before you go can you take out a loan for me”

if u licked an object until it was completely wet and let it dry and then licked it completely wet again the next day would u be licking off the previous lick or adding another layer of lick to it

“whose pussy is this” thank you for your application. unfortunately, after careful consideration we will not be taking your application any further. due to the number of applications we receive, we are unable to give individual feedback.

Saw a thing where people where sharing embarrassing work stories and a girl said when she got her first waitress job, someone ordered champagne and she thought it was standard to shake and spray the bottle at everyone like an F1 driver as that's the only reference she had.