Robert Steilberg

@DMSchlabach i'd call it "gang"

There should be a dating app based on the memes you've liked

@photomatt laughs in itunes

iMessage on MacOS is the worst software Apple currently ships. Better search in iMessage would have a really positive impact on my life. Sometimes I still resort to SQLite queries on chat.db.

@github GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 23 DAY 23 OF GITHUB DOWNTIME WOOOOOOOOOO

@github HEY HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS ACTUALLY WORK ON FIXING YOUR RIDICULOUS DOWNTIME

Curious who you’ll hear from at #GitHubSatellite this year? We asked some of our speakers what they’re hoping you'll learn from their sessions, what songs are motivating them right now, and more. 👀 the blog and tune in on May 6 at 9 am PT/12 pm ET. github.co/2VxSz7r

@github You guys are the backbone of so many major development operations and developer productivity. Your recent uptime performance has been unacceptable considering how critical of a function you provide.

@DMSchlabach nice

Robinhood users are piling into airlines. # of holders of $AAL is up >31x since mid-Feb

@DMSchlabach Why would you want to do this? It's important to hear what your coworkers have to say.

I wish you could speed up Zoom calls to 2x like you can Youtube videos

Guest 1474 is maintaining a safe social distance as they head home to self-quarantine

we all need to pray for @JonRothstein tonight

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This is March.

Zion Williamson seems like an outstanding young man as well as an outstanding basketball player. Wishing him a speedy recovery.

@DukeChronicle not a food truck

Are you a fan of the local food truck Naan Stop? DUSDAC tested it out last night as a possible addition to the Merchants on Points program: chron.it/2DxeW3u

@_madshell trash talk me instead

@kongalan96 hello

He never ages #10YearChallenge

The 2018-19 Duke Blue Devils. More of a must watch than Seinfeld in its prime.

Wow.

MARQUES BOLDEN