Chloe Rask

just found out i'm julienned and also aunt

Lisan al Gaib

@ChipotleTweets babe wake up chipotle's media agency forgot to tell them to pause paid ads the day after the election

Smoked Brisket is BACK at Chipotle—only for a limited time. Try it in your fave entrée.

this looks like those ai videos that are like "countries as mafia bosses"

"i know charli xcx from brat and tinashe from nasty" y'all weren't here

Trump: my pronouns are IVF

i finally have the courage to admit i heard about biden dropping out from one of those horny emoji group texts

@emmadarcydaily edward cullthem

heyy edward cullen

me after making slight tweaks to the taglines chatgpt fed me

having a good hair day on a bad makeup day is criminal

You ever just like really have to go to the bathroom

what it feels like telling people i'm half lebanese

i'm sorry but did everyone develop sarah jessica parker in the family stone throat tics this winter? ?? is it from wfh?

my cat the second i remove the obstacles preventing her from the top of the fridge

my fiancé when i wear perfume instead of letting my pheromones SEEP

they should really give weddings to people with pre-relationship bodies. my happy healthy relationship body is not built for wedding photographer prices.

I literally cannot believe people are doing fun things when I’m not doing fun things

saw @SarahSquirm wearing starface patches on the train this morning and richard was like "i loved her face stickers that's such a vibe"

The most amazing trip with the most amazing girlfriend I could ask for. Visited Menaggio in Lake Como, Nice, and Monaco 🇮🇹 🇫🇷 🇲🇨 Unreal experience and I can’t wait to keep exploring together for the rest of our lives

Oppenheimer Barbie 🤝 Horses