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Old fat white doods will votes 'hands down' for bachman-palin-nikki haley team with mccain as white house COS @billmaher

@RealTracyMorgan wat u say ... bachman-palin ticket for whitehouse with nikki haley as secretary of state ? Dream team ?

@TheDailyShow @colbertnation will have field day during republican primaries !!

@BorowitzReport BREAKING: S & P Downgrades Iowa's IQ ... from zzz to zz+

Would love to see Bachman-Palin ticket win all... the... way cuming to whitehouse ! .. americans be bold and do world a favor @billmaher

bachman-palin would truely be a dream ticket for many in america... comics, adult film makers ,Tracy Morgan and friends @billmaher

guys saw bachman chewing on foot long corndog and gave a thumbs up for her performance @opieRadio @billmaher @BorowitzReport

Iowa straw poll is comic relief for the americans in bad economy.. comedy by bunch of GOP jokers @opieRadio @billmaher @BorowitzReport

"Don't let schooling interfere with your education." - Mark Twain

The news flow this year amazing: Tunisia, Egypt, Libya, Tucson, Japan, royal wedding, and now, bin Laden

And finally, let's cut the BS: 1. The Pakistanis knew OBL was there because...2. They put him there under house arrest at their WestPoint...

5. So Pakistan said, f*** it, he's expendable, u guys can have him. And they looked the other way.

The Pentagon lied about the Jessica Lynch rescue & they really lied about Pat Tillman. They've already changed their OBL story 3x in 3days..

RT @KamalHak: For Anupam Kher suggesting change in constitution is criminal. For Geelani denouncing the same is freedom of expression. Great

@tvnewser @katiecouric hey katie .. if diane sawyer is beating you... it is embarassing ! have a dignified exit from news domain

@tvnewser @katiecouric katie couric was not good enough for the quality and standard of CBS evening news. she is an embarassment to CBSnews

@nfergus do u think Obama has better chance to win in egyptian elections than in 2012 !?

@wolfblitzercnn can you get a big interview with niall ferguson. he told morning joe wat i told you earlier day !

Arundhati Roy in @guernicamag later tonight: "It is difficult to answer extremely stupid questions. ... Stupidity defeats you in some way."

@BorowitzReport do u know where is LeBrons mom this valentine day ?