salemkarren

@McDonalds BIG MAC SAUCE (I really only want you to bring back tropic berry sprite but I still love you regardless)

comment big mac sauce for 7 years of good luck

I just barely realized the poll was about reinstating his Twitter account.. I thought he was somehow tryna reinstate him as president lol

me and who?

if u reheat ur McDonald’s this is a safe space

@thespaceman712 @HeadbandRoyce running a little low rn bc I had to use some points before they expired…

@HeadbandRoyce @salemkarren show ‘em who’s boss

Guarantee no one has more McDonalds points than me

@McDonalds TROPIC BERRY SPRITE!!!!

bring back _____

not to be dramatic, but szechuan sauce literally changed my life last time mcdonalds brought it back

Completely ignoring the puppies on campus, just to humble their owners

@McDonalds 🤏🏻

reply 🤏 to steal a fry

@Ashswagbagtrain no u didn’t

Just got gaslit for the first time by a provo boy ❤️❤️ boy that’s MY JOB

@ohhheykrista It means 6 pm

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This gave me ptsd

@CHbanderson @Gnoel23 We won 57-0 so if you need a 3rd QB to split reps with @LoganBaneBonnerand @apeasley_6 hit me up

@Gnoel23 GO DEEP ‼️‼️‼️ #AllGasNoBrakes

coaching my usu intramural team in the championship tonight 8:30 at legacy fields. @CHbanderson Have any suggestions or last minute changes we should make?

@Ashswagbagtrain It hurts to see other people living your dream

One time I quit my job so I could literally just have more time to plan my birthday party and ski

@usuextension too soon💔

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@chefnickdigi @McDonalds here’s my hamburglar video that nobody asked for

he’s been doing this for years

@McDonalds Can u make one for me while you’re at it?

McDonald’s needs a “person who runs the McDonald’s account” meal

@McDonalds Now open after midnight

what should our sign say today?

@McDonalds 6️⃣🐓,🥓🍔,🍟,⚡️🥤

tell me ur order using emojis and i’ll guess what it is