Samantha Ketsa

I can’t retweet @LizzieRajchel but it also me, I am Gemini’s

my problem is that i want to move to italy and not work a day in my life, just rest, eating good and being w the love of my life

What is Joe Biden’s plan to get Taylor Swift to fit 229 songs into a two hour set

telling your best friend every single weird thought that you have is the most important part of not going insane

@ReeseDoubleU Uh oh

i love the bejeweled music video

@LizzieRajchel Omw to join you

British people know why stonehenge exists. they just wont tell us so that we have to come to their wet little country

By the stroke of midnight I will become exponentially more insufferable #TSmidnightTS

Manifesting an evening where I can lay pantsless in a soft crewneck, cuddle my pets and my partner, cry a little bit, watch a hallmark movie, and make progress on my crochet project (Christmas stockings for bonk and Ari)

@tiffwantsasnack BABE I’m right there with you. Just be gentle, and go one step at a time. The whole task may seem daunting, but you can handle little nibbles at a time. You got this ❤️

Bit tough to fall asleep when there’s a pug breathing his filthy beef breath right in my face… but I wouldn’t dare move the slumbering angel 🥺

“It’s spooky season” grow up. Everything is scary all the time

The end of an era….

can someone please move the planets back i feel like my life is going through a wood chipper

Ok I’m in SUV BOUNCING

this is me btw. this is who ur being mean to when ur being mean to me.

When Ari and Binx nuzzle into me and fall asleep, my whole heart explodes 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭