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@michelina_33 @taylorswift13 @realDonaldTrump snopes.com/fact-check/geo…

After stoking the fires of white supremacy and racism your entire presidency, you have the nerve to feign moral superiority before threatening violence? ‘When the looting starts the shooting starts’??? We will vote you out in November. @realdonaldtrump

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@indiemoms @colesizzle

the plan? create a virus that infects the population in order to increase hand sanitizer sales

Please, alfred hitchcock is my father's name ... call me freddie cock

starting a John Mayer tribute group called Your Body Is a Cover Band

what’s that phoebe bridgers conor oberst band called again

@okayonion 😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭

"This is our first time playing in colorado!" - Ryan at our first show in Utah

CREATE YOUR OWN LANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sincerely Dr. MISSY ELLIOTT🙌🏾🙌🏾👩🏾‍🎓 @BerkleeCollege Thank you for this Honorary Doctorate Degree I am SO HUMBLED🤗

Great meme landscape out here

Wow I have to give it to Twitter, the memes are like nothing I’ve ever seen

Sydney is dope

But I’m here to announce that I am HERE TO STAY NOW BABY

Me: coming on twitter once a month trying to think of clever tweets Also me: just ends up retweeting week old tweets and signing off

@colesizzle God damn it this is some relatable shit

Water pressure on long island after living in allston:

@colesizzle God this is clever

bro i'm sorry i didn't see ur messages last night i was dumb lit off like 2 gallons of whole milk

Starting to feel like things are falling into place