sam mullins

Friends. We just won PODCAST OF THE YEAR

For a narrative podcast series, I need to hire 2 voice actors. A Canadian Male in their 50s/60s. Warm, friendly, with pathos. A Canadian Female in their early 20s, capable of believably sounding like a 16YO in a dramatic role. Email me at samsmullins [AT] gmail [DOT] com

@justBlakePrice 2011

The rightsholder selling the Canucks-Bruins game as a “potential Cup preview”…. That’s where we are folks

the daily show not giving the job to roy wood jr. is the tv show equivalent of throwing a pass from the goal line instead of handing it off to beastmode

@jordanklepper @roywoodjr 💯

I’ve said it before but @roywoodjr is one of the greats. youtu.be/A-6zPqSvmHg?si…

@amil 💯remember that moment

Sure they won’t kill you or give you malaria but they will absolutely fuck up your life, cause you to lose sleep, force you to get rid of things you love and feel like your home is your enemy

Anyone who thinks bedbugs arent scary forgets the bedbug wave around 15 years ago. Stayed in a friend’s VERY posh house in London woke up covered in bites, you’d see couches + beds on nyc streets w dire warnings not to touch, everyone was itchy, paranoid, dumping all their stuff

@ItsKeyes Yes

Emo Jimmy Butler

Give me more anxiety, Blue Jays. I’m ready.

@maxfawcett @mattgurney @eriq49 I’m hung up on this too — and I am not the brightest!

@mattgurney @eriq49 It's a little weird to me that nobody did the basic math here and said "hmm, Ukrainian veteran, fought the Russians in World War II....." and didn't immediately realize that was almost certainly fighting with/alongside the Germans.

So purely in terms of abject, sheer ridiculousness and mortification, is this a new record in Canadian politics? It’s not the biggest event or incident, obviously. But just like in terms of how twisted and bizarre a fuckup this is? What else can match this?

“Dad I’m starting a diary and it’s going to say RUDE THINGS.” -the 2YO

@MMAFighting it's this guy

Dan Ige’s least favorite part of UFC APEX fights is annoying heckler: ‘He’s always yelling some s***’ trib.al/cZ29OsJ

every ad on here is like: bruh this AI is running my portfolio and it's got my crossfit boss PISSED. let me show you how.

the ‘23 toronto blue jays:

credit to who ever got this photo

Oop, time for the Toronto Airshow. Hopefully every toddler in the city isn't laying down for a nap between 12-2pm the next three days!

WIFE: just a heads up, both of our children are saying “goddammit” when they’re frustrated… ME: 😐 WIFE: and the 5YO said she says it because YOU say it… ME: 😐 WIFE …and then while we were talking about it, we heard you yell “goddammit” loudly from the basement ME: 😑

I have Bluesky codes. Anyone want em?

I was with my kid at the paediatrician’s and in the waiting rm a 7YO asked his mom if he could play on her phone and she said “No, maybe we could have a conversation instead” And I was like “good for her!” But then she said “Do you think AI will destroy humanity or be helpful?”

just read a house listing for a $1.7M house that said “Great way to get into the market” 😐🔫

I have tennis elbow from sun screening my children