Sammyjords9

@ForeverScept 👏👏👏

Tok comedian Pat Smith hilariously points out how bloody stupid our country is. Comedy has always been a mirror to society. The only clowns left are the circus masquerading as politicians. #UK #Labour #Tories

@EssexPR 👏👏👏

I could not give a stuff if I offend you. Facts over feelings. I didn’t hold back 🤯

@ArynneWexler 👏👏

A liberal woman interrupted my set to call me racist Here’s how I responded

I was asked if Starmer should resign on Question Time. Here’s my response 👇

LEARN from Poland 🇵🇱

You wouldn’t think it be a question when you’re coming here would you? But many pockets of the country have non speaking English foreigners in it! And we pay for translators when they claim benefits! It’s utterly laughable!

@jordanpindybum Heart broken lasted long then 👀👀

Would like to pass along my regards Kind regard Jordan Pinder and Darren Perrin

@AS_FootyReview @jordanpindybum One of the very best our pinds 😍

Great catching up today with Twitter legend @jordanpindybum have a top night mate you are one hell of a guy enjoy your birthday brother 🎯🍻#AintNoPartyLikeAPinderParty

@WarminsterTnFC @jordanpindybum Shock 🫡

Charlie Walton is pulled down in the box and @jordanpindybum scores, 2-3

@MTFCReserves1 @ShrivenhamFC Love that Kieran 😍🙌✌️ xx

FT: Fantastic performance for 90 minutes, 2-0 winners against @ShrivenhamFC. After an injury in the warm up, Kieran Higdon came into the starting eleven and played his part in a massive 3 points! Goals from… Kieran Higdon ⚽️⚽️ MOTM 👑 Nick Taylor 🅰️ Liam Brooks 🅰️

@Morriss06 @BradfordTownFC @DevizesTownFC 😘💙 thanks Matty my boy 🤝 x

Sammy Jordan has agreed to join @DevizesTownFC following two seasons back with the Blues. Everyone at Bradford Town F.C. wishes Sammy well for the upcoming campaign and would like to thank him for his contributions during his second spell with the club. Thank you, Sammy 💙

@_meader_ @DevizesTownFC 😏😏😘

@DevizesTownFC @sammyjordan09 plenty of backflips left in those legs😍 all the best brother💙

✍️ Sam Jordan Delighted to announce the signing of Centre Forward Sam Jordan. Sam has scored goals wherever he has been and will add that vital experience in the forward area for us along with guaranteed goals. Sam is sponsored by @jwelectrical_niceic @jaywiffen 🔴⚪️

@LukeLecrass 🤷‍♂️😘

@SeendUtd Bestie 😍

@parkes_richard @BradfordTownFC @HallenFC We did indeed mate 🤙. Catch you next season 💙

@sammyjordan09 @BradfordTownFC @HallenFC Mate, you guys showed incredible resilience to regroup after a dodgy spell towards end of season, refocus & win those play offs 🪄so happy you achieved some of your goals & very much looking forward to featuring you lot back in the prem next season! 🙌🏾😘🫡

THE HOMETOWN HERO! 💙 [0-4] #CALBTN | #BTFC | #BlueArmy

@parkes_richard @BradfordTownFC @HallenFC Thanks parkesy🙌🔥💙. Yes definitely didn’t expect to win 5-0 🤷‍♂️ but will take it 😏😏.

@BradfordTownFC You just couldn't have written the script @sammyjordan09 I cannot believe that scoreline 😬 incredible from you lots, lol 😂 ridiculous in fact 👏🏾🍾🧨 Massive congrats mate, didn't win the league but had the last laugh 😁@HallenFC 🔪🤭 🎆🫶🏾🫡 🔥

@BradlarKT @BradfordTownFC Hahaha you know it brother 💙

80’ - Close! Sammy Jordan’s overhead effort is narrowly wide. [0-3] #CALBTN | #BTFC | #BlueArmy

@jackmneil 😘🤙thanks legend x

You cannot beat this feeling 🔥🔥🔥 90+ winner 😍

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