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暗くてAirPodsと間違えて石鹸持ってきてて死ぬ

@neurowaxx @awkwardgoogle Amazing though process 😭😭😭😂

@awkwardgoogle My butt is safe from predators

Body hair might seem pointless, but it actually helps shield us from mosquito bites.

@Engnr_Gelo As a kaya naman sana laging mag-host, tinatamad naman ako maglinis ng place every damn time na may bisita 😅🥲

Hirap tlaga na di mo kaya mag-host if nahohorny ka, hahaha

MacBook Neo is so efficient that this little 30w @AnkerOfficial portable charger is enough to get me hours worth of battery.🔋 Unreal 🤯

No lies detected. It's actually insane how smartphones effectively ruined computer literacy for younger Gen Z and Alpha.

@Pirat_Nation Finally, we are winning guys

hindi talaga makatarungan na mas maganda jollibee sa ibang bansa 😭😭😭😭

@yoyonofukuoka Please don’t spread misinformation. 🥲😭 Walking is not good as well because it is too damn hot outside and too humid these days. 😅 We don’t have a nice sidewalk to walk with too

In the Philippines, with oil supplies basically depleted, people are all walking to work now. Looks like that might actually help bring medical costs down, huh

I don’t care what anyone says but people weren’t this weird before COVID.

@KhelCayetano @KFCPhilippines The enshitification and shrinkflation of fastfood 😂😂😂

@KFCPhilippines ganto na lang ba talaga kalaki ang burger nyo??? Di ba kayo kakarmahin nito?? 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

@wilsonmarivasa It’s crazy?!

It's unbelievable to know that there is not a single Apple store in Africa.

@Kariaz__ Nope

Random question: is it a dealbreaker for you if someone wants the first date to stay wholesome? 🙂

@roginnnn Turon

Turon or Banana Cue?

@sexdoctordeano Wow ang lean mo doc, di ka dumadaan sa tl ko or ngayon ka lang talaga ulit nag-twitter 😆 Parang kailangan ko talaga semuglatide/terze (naalala ko lang bigla na nagrereseta kayo, possible pa ba? 👀)

Onti nalang! 😝

@MunggoBean Katakot mag-bike sa highway. Baka maging kwento ka kaagad 🫪🫪🫪

genuinely thinking of getting a bike but iniisip ko pa lang yung init at usok... parang di ko kakayanin as a hikain :( pero yung gas prices :((

@daniu_x Get a room 😂😭

第一次见男的和男的热情似火的亲嘴

@wreckitfreddie You look much happier sa chub version

dec 2025 and march 2026 tuyot na. i know people might prefer the chub version or me or might say I lost too much weight but I’m happy and that’s all that matters

@TechnovityTech @tylerdotmp4 Have you reported it though? 😂

@samples2sample @tylerdotmp4 For me, I been seeing since iOS 26.0 betas 😂

iOS 26.4 is out and they still haven’t fixed this album scroll bug in Apple Music

everyone hating on mangoes clearly hasn't tried filipino mangos

@Blaster_JIB @kael_txt We’re tired of living, uncle. Grabe yung inflation, pagbigyan mo na kami hahaha

@kael_txt Tapos tiktok pa ng tiktok mga younger folks, we are literaly distracting ourselves to death 🫩🫩🫩

tangina the philippines is cooked (politically, geographically, economically, culturally, totally)