samantha yrle
100 posts

samantha yrle
@samyrle
Where I'll be tomorrow is God only knows
Katılım Haziran 2009
61 Takip Edilen31 Takipçiler

Apparently @WhoSaidIWasNice thinks me and Gwen Stafani are the same person. #I'llTakeIt
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@alecedwards_ happy birthday Alec. Yes I don't know you that well but I'll never forget the time you joined me in singing Ed Sheeran.
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If the redhead at the end of my row coughs one more time... @elizabethlealea
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If I have to draw this capillary with a red blood cell and an alveolar as come more time.... @samyrle
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I KNEW THIS COCA COLA TRUCK WAS GONNA FUCK SHIT UP! Free cokes for Johnston Street! @elizabethlealea
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"If Voldemort and Bellatrix Lestrange had a kid it would be Lorde because of that hair" @samyrle
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Me: what's wrong with that kid?
Aubrey: well he's got a mesh book bag for one. @elizabethlealea
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@MrHenryHuynh I'm soooo sorry I knew it was you I was just distracted on the phone with my mother! I feel so bad I love youuuu!!!!!
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Me: why is she in a crappy apartment?
@mewilliamss : what I want to know is why there's no fucking chandelier and no drinks
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My roommates need to wake up! I'm lonely! @_AbbyScivicque_ @samyrle
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Mid anyone else aware that the Duggar family has taken over like all of national television? #stopreproducing #shouldhavestoppedat2
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