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no drug will ever give me the feeling of the intro to Robbers by the 1975

me: dating sucks, lot of weirdos out there me on dates: hey i had three beers before you got here do you believe in ghosts

Posting that Groote Schuur graphic has been wild. Anti-vaxxers will swear a blurry screen grab of a WhatsApp message from LoneWolf69 is infallible truth, but post stats verified by the WC Health Department and they want peer reviews, retinal scans and an affidavit signed by God.

she spoke the truth

@GaynorAppels Just went here now and they vaccinate under 35’s 😊 they didn’t ask any questions - so if anyone wants to go then they seem more than fine with it ❤️

@sarahliss Officially, no. They will only do so when the EVDS opens. Check the EVDS daily, it might open up before 1 September.

Vaccination site in Richmond Hill, Gqeberha at Century Methodist Church would like to do at least 600 vaccination per day, but they are not very busy right now. They take walk-ins. They are very friendly and efficient. Please spread the word.

i would like to introduce you all to one of the funniest tik toks of all time

Worth a read. Under investigation: Twelve masterminds planned and exe... dailymaverick.co.za/article/2021-0…

Count Dracula was 412 when he moved to England in search of new blood. Sauron was 54,000 years old when he forged The One Ring. Cthulhu had seen galaxies flare into life and fade to darkness before he put madness in the minds of men. It's never too late to follow your dreams!

Me logging off slack to my co-workers I've never met in person:

maybe if we let people smoke on airplanes again people would stop bringing their babies

More than 70 million #COVID19 vaccine doses have been administered so far. Less than 20,000 of these were on the African continent. A global immunity gap puts everyone at risk. We need a global vaccination campaign that reaches everyone, everywhere.

@Aadila__Khan @Xo_Shereen_Xo Hi! Where is she based? 😊🌷

Hey guys. Please support my side hustle and RT/ repost. I would really appreciate it. 🥺❤️

@foyinog If you keep your order under R1500 then there’s no customs 😊