Schaffer the Darklord

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May the Fourth is not only Star Wars Day; it's also MCA Day. RIP Adam Yauch (August 5th, 1964 - May 4th, 2012) #maythe4th #mcaday vimeo.com/548404909

Happy Star Wars Day! Have you been watching my youtube series about vintage Kenner Star Wars toy collecting? Because if not...I find your lack of "likes and subscribes" disturbing. Peep that nerdy business: youtube.com/user/schaffert…

Hey, friends! My big-ass merch sale continues! More items are being added! But don't delay, because this sale will end in May! GET THAT STUFF WHILE YOU CAN! schaffer-the-darklord.myshopify.com

RHP Commissioner Bunny Buxom explains why she won't be in attendance at TasselMania 8 on Saturday May 16th, 2026 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY. TIX: eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hole-… #rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania vimeo.com/1183029151

RHP Intercuntinental Champion Kita St. Cyr still awaits a challenger for TasselMania 8 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY on Saturday May 16th, 2026. TIX: eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hole-… #rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania vimeo.com/1178947560

From ring official to Intercuntinental Champion, Seedy Edie looks back before her Hall of Fame induction ceremony at TasselMania 8 on Saturday May 16th, 2026 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY. TIX: eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hole-… #rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania vimeo.com/1180652435

My apartment is getting crowded, and I need some money, so...I'm having a big-ass merch sale! Tees, hats, posters, CDs, memorabilia & more! This sale could last a week or a month. I don't know. I'm impulsive. Buy some stuff while it's cheap. THANK. schaffer-the-darklord.myshopify.com

I just released a new episode of "Collect All 79!" In this installment, I review three custom figures from The Next 17. Please like and subscribe, nerds! youtu.be/O92M46HQFI0?si…

Schaffer the Darklord's HORRORSHOW, my 2024 musical tribute to scary movies, is now available to watch on youtube! Go get spooky, creeps! youtu.be/-0LJuPZyZCE?si…

RHP superstar Right Now Rouge responds to a challenge from her former valet Artina Darkly ahead of TasselMania 8 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY on Saturday May 16th, 2026. TIX: eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hole-…  #rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania vimeo.com/1178588144

Middle-aged MAGA men admire and ENVY Trump for his constant lies and tough guy posturing. He makes them nostalgic for a time when they were the world’s smartest, strongest men in their children’s eyes. Before their kids learned to read. Before they lost custody in their divorces.

Unpredictable superstar Artina Darkly plans to rewrite her RHP story with a bold challenge for TasselMania 8 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY on Saturday May 16th, 2026. TIX: eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hole-… #rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania vimeo.com/1178874136

Watch me perform my Easter song "Night of the Living Christ" while paying tribute to the 1973 film "The Exorcist" in my 2024 tribute to scary movies "Schaffer the Darklord's Horrorshow." vimeo.com/1180295858

RHP New York Champion Stella Nova responds to a challenge ahead of TasselMania 8 on Saturday May 16th, 2026 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY. TIX: eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hole-… #rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania vimeo.com/1176729468

RHP Hall of Famer Abby Fantastic lays out her championship title plans for TasselMania 8 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY on Saturday May 16th, 2026. TIX: eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hole-… #rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania vimeo.com/1176526866

@Bladeisspooky Indeed it is!

@schafferthedark Is that 2nd DoD record still on the horizon? 👀

March 2026 Patreon content is up, and it's a doozy! Got a SICK new Department of Darkness banger called "Guillotine" w/lyrics/remix kit/behind-the-scenes video. Plus I've got a spot-on cover of House of Pain's "Jump Around" AND MORE! Sign up today: patreon.com/c/schafferthed…

RHP Drag & Slay Champion Uncle Freak responds to Nancy NoGood's challenge for his title at TasselMania 8 on Saturday May 16th, 2026 at Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY. TIX: eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hole-… #rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania vimeo.com/1174166263

Notorious member of The Nobodies faction Nancy NoGood issues a challenge for the RHP Drag & Slay Championship ahead of TasselMania 8 @ Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY on Saturday May 16th, 2026. TIX: eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hole-… #rhp #tasselmania #rhptasselmania vimeo.com/1174134721

SATURDAY MAY 16th, 2026! Rabbit Hole Productions returns to Littlefield in Brooklyn, NY with TASSELMANIA 8 and all the episodic burlesque/drag/nightlife "combat entertainment" action you've come to expect! Tickets on sale now: eventbrite.com/e/rabbit-hole-…