Scott Capurro

Stephen Hawking follow your dreams!

Tonight’s run. Good luck Sunday @LondonMarathon

@joshxhowie Would prefer they produce good music.

Jew haters gonna Jew hate

@RespectIsVital He’s tired of her antics.

@joshxhowie On us or you?

It’s been a tough few decades.

Thanks to @GBNEWS + good to connect @joshxhowie @scottcapurro @Kogie11 ✨🌟 #comedyfunding #comedians #comedytalent

@FurkanGozukara And none of it will have consequence.

CNN's Melissa Bell reveals the world is completely bypassing the United States. Over 30 global leaders met in Paris to secure the Strait of Hormuz, deliberately excluding Washington. The international community is actively organizing to survive Trump's disastrous war.

@JuliaHB1 @GraceCampbell Ok Grace show us on the doll. #DaddyIssues

For those who haven't seen this yet, you really will enjoy watching @GraceCampbell discussion, with a man dressed as a woman, just how much they are disgusted by the "ugly... smug... freaks" who campaign for women's safety and single-sex spaces. Their blissful lack of awareness of the concept of irony is, frankly, awe-inspiring.

@ScottJenningsKY Gay gay gay meet gay gay.

Do you think they know how stupid they look or do staffers have to tell them?

Fuck Wordle.

@domcavendish Just my luck

@scottcapurro No, he’s with god, Jesus and all the others

Poles in post-war England. My dad and grand-dad; refugees, divided by the war, miraculously reunited.

@joshxhowie 🤮

Tonight. London’s Leicester Square. They want revolution. We want them to just fuck off.

@domcavendish Is he single?

@scottcapurro He was film star hot

@paulmasonnews Free????

Wind turbines give you free energy and reduce your dependence on petroleum-states

@LeoKearse Zoe is an alcohol abuser and a homophobe. He perspective is skewed by her overuse of booze and her hatred of hyper sexualized men.

Guardian columnist Zoe Williams knows why women don't play alongside men in football. It's because the women are too good, and the male footballers resent their superior skill. Now we know that this obviously isn't true, because we're not insane. But Zoe is a top commentator - one of the leading minds of her generation (well, one of the leading minds at the Guardian). The fact that she resolutely believes this as empirical fact is because academia and science have been utterly corrupted and are now basically theological. They have all these religious rules that have to be followed: -Diversity is a strength -Climate change is only bad -Women are better than men Any academic study has to fit the data to match those beliefs, much as a mediaeval astronomer would have to fit his data to show that the sun revolves around the earth. I've said it before, but it bears repeating: the only scientists and professors you can trust are bigots. Sign up to my Patreon or Substack for streams and reams of stuff like this

@Microinteracti1 Is macron’s wife 79? Well she looks good then.

🇫🇷 AGAIN! MACRON SAYS THAT EUROPE CANNOT DEPEND ON THE MOOD OF A 79-YEAR-OLD CRY BABY! Stay connected, Follow Gandalv @Microinteracti1

@HeidiBachram This bit needs a punchline.

This comedian Jen Brister has completely lost the plot. She sees genocide everywhere. Her worldview is insanely upside down with the Islamic Republic who murder women for showing their hair come out as good guys and Western democracies as the bad. Nuts.

@RasmusJarlov Seems as though that’s already his circumstance. The EU and the UK have remained flaccid.

I would not seek to provoke and alienate Europe if I were Israel. Europe has been very tolerant and supportive of Israel. But if Netanyahu wants to have a fight with Europe and be left with only the Trump government as their friends, this kind of rhetoric can surely achieve it.