C.J. Za

damn white people

#Joeyking is the lesser evil. A win is a win.

@AlpacaAurelius the og 10: not down for a silly goose time. Gone but now forgotten🫡😤

dealbreakers: 1. vegan 2. wants to live in a city 3. isn't spiritual / religions 4. loves casual sex 5. mean to waiters 6. doesn't want to start a self suffcient farm 7. thinks Borat isn't funny 8. on birth control 9. orders steak well done 10. vapes what I miss?

@contactabrother skydive/wingsuit instructor

Mutual Monday- whats ur dream job

NO SLEEP GANG WE UP🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

more women seeing “less is more” is mad fire fr fr

@coletonhimes ur dad

I ride my own meat

if you don’t say I love you back istf I’m not gonna forget that hurt.

blitz in peace

I’m gonna set up a talk show set in my living room, like that twitchy guy

@contactabrother where’s gills list of “real friend” standards

a real friend quits their job when ur bored

@AlpacaAurelius Just you fam

is it just me or is everybody cool quitting alcohol?

@contactabrother I knew a kid who got locked in a dryer, then rolled out, and jumped three stories onto a side walk railing. Rip.

CAN I COME OVER AND GET INSIDE UR DRYER

How are you as a woman sneak dissing?

draaaaaaaaaaake

My Mr.miagi left

Damnit

I lost my rhythm

Fuck