Kelly

Do I look like I drive this?

Omg

The anxiety 🙀

Are corvettes just temu Lamborghinis?

🍓Crushed velvet: Strawberry infused aquavit, cacao, sherry, hibiscus honey, cream, and chocolate bitters. One of the best drinks I’ve had in ages!

I’m about to have the most American experience ever.

Dunkin’ Donuts is superior to Tim Hortons. I’m sorry to disappoint my people like this.

What are you hiring me to do?

I hate when people don’t put their cart away, sigh.

People over 30, what part of your body hurts the most rn? 👀

Guess what’s inside 🫣

The french toast bacon slider was divine. 8.5/10, would return 🤌

What’s your love language?

On an electrical box at White Castle $TSLA

I’m about to experience White Castle for the first time. Will it live up to the hype?

This was phenomenal 🤤

Y’all unfollowing over this 😂 IT’S SARCASM GUYS. I AM NOT A SCIENTOLOGIST. ☠️

Finally got to try Marshall Mather’s “Mom’s Spaghetti” in downtown Detroit and it was honestly the best spaghetti I ever had. 🤌

What would be the equivalent of flowers for guys?

Going to church guys 🙏