Erin Jacobs

Kindness is free, give it to people as much as possible. 🫶🏼

@d4rkm4tter Hit the bell

Post: I just hit X followers!! Woah I can do monetization and subscribers Next post: let me tell you about this insane update to …. PLEASE SUBSCRIBE /Subscribed/ Subscriber post: AI slop Me: another bites the dust /unsubscribe/

One week later. Still no badges. Still no lanyards. Still no FR-4 proof. Unrelated: does anyone know how to discreetly relocate 27 pallets of toilet paper from a residential driveway? I assume no responsibility. #NoBadgesThisYear #DEFCON @ANDnXOR

I didn't exist in 2013. But if I did I would be a wood chipper.

@infosec_fox @secfurry ……. as they say - Garbage in ………

For everyone who uses free ChatGPT, Gemini, Claude etc. we’re not the users... we’re the dataset. Everyone just wants our data to train their model!

Random talk idea for someone - “How will I ever be successful or taken seriously in Information Security if I can’t grow a beard”. (You could have replaced “Information Security” with “Unix” about 20 years ago)

@JackieSiegelusa Appropriately at Sardis! 🫶🏼

Mochi’s ready for his big night! ❤️👸💋

@cantcomputer Awe - the good Derby Days — I miss cool smaller cons.

Had a swell time at Queen City Con. Low key felt like early Derbycon vibes 💚

To those younger in the #InfoSec space - you need to know this iconic drink by @Beaker The Hoffacc[h]ino Venti Starbucks Doubleshot on ice. 6 shots, 3 Splenda (can sub sugar,) no classic (syrup,) breve (that’s 1/2 and 1/2 for those of you who don’t speak Strabucktalian.)

@hetmehtaa Who is to say that it isn't already disappearing? Plan B - Back to the music industry I go.

If cybersecurity disappears tomorrow, what’s your plan B?

I’ve arisen from my social media quiet period - did you miss me?

@LortzVader I’ve been meaning to make it to CCC for years - maybe next year is the year for me. I’m trying to get back into conferences, so just looking for unique ideas and thoughts. Lots of the ones I’ve been to just regurgitate the same echo-chamber.

@SecBarbie for more information: ccc.de/en/updates/202…

I know this might be an unpopular question - but who is hosting #InfoSec conferences where less than 50% of the speakers are white males? Does this even exist yet?

@LortzVader Solid question - People from different racial and gender identities often approach problems differently, challenge assumptions, and contribute unique insights. It helps reduce ‘groupthink’ culture.

@SecBarbie Chaos Kongress maybe. But why is sex and color important?

@cr4bf04m #TeamCrab

@joegrand Happy birthday sir!

Noooo! It can't be true...

From humble vending machine… to a @defcon Black Badge Event. 🏆⚫ DC33, you didn’t just eat my snacks—you fed my legend. #SnackeyOps #DEFCON #BlackBadge Thanks everyone for hanging out and playing our @ANDnXOR CTF event!

Obsessed…. @5n4ck3y is having my love child 🫶🏼

OK folks I’m on the conference floor. Find me, pass my challenge, and maybe get a Cover Companion Pro! Not everyone will get one, but you all have a chance to try!

I've been known to be around some fun giveaways and shenanigans during #DEFCON33 following will both get you nowhere and always everything, but maybe nothing at all, yet always with smiles :)

Want to meet up? Want to say hi? Bringing back meeting up at DEFCON and making new friends and catching up with old ones - Feel free to stalk me on swam SecBarbie app.foursquare.com/share/profile/…