Shayfer James

Reminder: You can’t advocate for gun control and civil discourse and also celebrate an assassination attempt. Get it together. Stay hinged and fucking vote.

At a cafe. Someone just ordered a “side of simple syrup” 🙄 I’m too much of a curmudgeon for this world. Also. New album is nearing completion.

Sometimes I leave junk mail in my mailbox out of spite. Like “no you don’t deserve to come inside.” There is. Something wrong with me.

I just used the phrase “A wilted iceberg lettuce of a person” to describe someone and I think it might be the meanest thing I’ve ever said.

@Restekel You’ll see soon enough! And no shows this time around

@shayferjames WHAT IS THIS AND ARE YOU DOING A SHOW WHILE HERE????

@reqrequiem Mythic experience. ✨✨

@shayferjames The one and only time I’ve been in an uber, the driver was playing sonic soundtrack remixes

The Venn diagram of Uber drivers and Christian rock radio listeners is apparently a circle.

@fontbescared Not me and not a clue who it might be 🤷‍♂️

Your creepy quote of the day: 🌿 "The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words." - William H. Gass #Alchemy #Words #Transformation

Your creepy quote of the day: 💀 "I am alone; I am always alone no matter what." - Patricia Highsmith, The Talented Mr. Ripley #PatriciaHighsmith #Alone #Isolation

My cosplay is curmudgeon.

Your creepy quote of the day: 🌌 "There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery." - Joseph Conrad #JosephConrad #Moonlight #Haunting

Your creepy quote of the day: 🔥 "It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." - William Shakespeare, Macbeth #Shakespeare #Macbeth #Tale

@thebowtiecult 🙏🙏🙏

@shayferjames shayfer james i love u sooo much ur music makes me soooo happy ^_^

Your creepy quote of the day: 🗡️ "The dead travel fast." - Bram Stoker, Dracula #Dracula #BramStoker #Dead

Your creepy quote of the day: 🌑 "There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand." - Mary Shelley, Frankenstein #Frankenstein #MaryShelley #Soul

Your creepy quote of the day: 🕯️ "In the end, we are all the same. Our bones turn to dust, and we all return to the earth." - Unknown #Death #Bones #Dust

our creepy quote of the day: 🌿 "The boundary between the natural and the supernatural was a bright line in the Middle Ages. Anything that couldn’t be explained by the natural world was the work of God or the Devil." - Bill Bryson #BillBryson #MiddleAges #Supernatural

Your creepy quote of the day: 🦇 "Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win." - Stephen King #StephenKing #Monsters #Ghosts

our creepy quote of the day: 🌌 "The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." - J.R.R. Tolkien #Tolkien #Peril #Love