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My friend was freaking out because she thought she might be pregnant, but she was too embarrassed to go buy pregnancy tests herself. So today I went and bought them for her, four tests. All four came back positive. I was quietly asking myself how she managed to screw up this badly. Then she sat there crying on my shoulder and asked, “How am I supposed to provide for four kids at once?” At that point, all my questions disappeared, and honestly, I’m not surprised she got pregnant.

If i go somewhere and i see a chair, i’m sitting downn

Liking someone but not liking them enough to date them is a real thing.

I feel bad for all the animals that are going to be slaughtered today 💔

@Dc_Valiant @DiianaD_ Hello mate ✨

@signalwrld @DiianaD_ Mrch27th

Exchange contacts with your birthday mate🤭 Mine :April 15th

@kelechukwuegwu1 @DiianaD_ Woah that's really nice, I already thought it's just one of me out here lol

@signalwrld @DiianaD_ Lol my younger sister is 27th too

Some women have such high sex drives that they’ll still fuck you even when they’re mad, disappointed, or emotionally checked out.

@thenayvuiiiton Light mode in the day and dark at night

Do y’all prefer dark mode or light mode on your phone ?

The innovation should never have existed btw

female friends that let you play with their breasts>>>

Parted just like the red Sea

just cause they don’t leave doesn’t mean they forgive you.

@astrovibesonly @Eziahatoka Word

to hustle is divine, to give up is gay

two adults are fucking each other. One is in love the other is in business

@TheMahleek You big different ♥️

Eid Mubarak 26’ ✨🖤

There's an oddly specific reason for this.

2pm my landlord just dey kill ram

No banger ? keep posting No engagements keep posting Low views keep posting Just keep posting