Alma Simakowicz

@atrupar And Trump responds with

Trump: "Every time the make a deal, the next day it's like we didn't have that conversation. And that's taken place about five times. There's something wrong with them. Actually, they're crazy."

@LePapillonBlu2 @natcadude

LOL… “It took Trump 4 Obama’s to gingerly lumber down the stairs from Air Force One”🤭

Like clockwork…of course he started a fundraiser himself using a child and already got suckers donating almost $150K smh

That racist moron "Chud the Builder" that goes around using the N-word to random people while streaming his BS gets slapped with a $1.25M bond for attempted murder in Tennessee….have fun using your favorite word in jail and see how that works out for you!

BAIER: You said this summit is a success. What's the most significant specific win for the US? TRUMP: I think the most important thing is relationship. I have a very good relationship with President Xi. (So, nothing.)

@EastEndJoe @jasonllevin Accept responsibility

Balance the budget.

@JoJoFromJerz @lrgaff Me either, sister

For as long as I live, I will never understand how January 6th wasn’t the end of Donald Trump. I will never, ever understand it.

@Acyn @ShereeWokeAF Is this from the same man who thought people would confuse "sea" for "see" when discussing boats.

Trump: Dumocrats. They’re dumb. It’s d-u-m. I got rid of the b. So, you’re only changing one letter. E goes and the U comes.

@RonFilipkowski Apartheid Clyde us pissed!

This is like Meltdown Day 7 since a black actress was cast as Helen of Troy.

@GovPressOffice @TPBlue4

Trump: “I was particularly impressed by those children.” 🤔🤔🤔

@LauraLoomer This you, Larry?

I’ll never buy LuLulemon ever again.

@YourAnonOne Mother Nature giving Trump a head's up!

JUST IN: Bee invasion near the White House.

@atrupar Yeah, just ignore the fact that not only did Biden refill the reserve, he made $2,000 000,000 for the treasury.

C-SPAN CALLER: Why is the president building a statue of himself and acting like he's Jesus Christ? REP. HARIDOPOLOS: Let's talk about gas prices

@rscorchio @JoJoFromJerz Sad, isn't it ?

@SimakowiczAlma @JoJoFromJerz What, for having a death wish?

Can’t just one WH reporter, just one, tell that malevolent melon-hued motherfucker to knock it off when he insults one of their own? Just one? They’d be a hero for all of time.

@JamieBonkiewicz @lanechanged

MAGA has always existed. Before Trump, they were called white trash.

@YourAnonNews @theliamnissan I've only ever owned Toyotas since 1978. The best

A mom in a Toyota Sienna pulls a cyber truck out after it gets stuck in sand.

@TrumpWarRoom @realDonaldTrump

Nothing Was the Same since @realDonaldTrump came down the golden escalator. HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND, PATRIOTS! 🇺🇸

@TrumpWarRoom How many legal people did you arrest ?

12 STRAIGHT MONTHS OF ZERO ILLEGAL ALIENS RELEASED AT THE BORDER!

@bre35033 @Strandjunker What a nice list of fantasy!

Enjoy President Donald J. Trump has secured major executive and legislative milestones during his second term, which are heavily promoted by his administration as "365 Wins in 365 Days". The White House (.gov) 🛑 Immigration and Border Control Deportation Metrics: Removed over 2.6 million illegal immigrants via deportations and voluntary self-departures. Border Crossings: Reduced illegal southern border crossings to the lowest level since the 1970s. Enforcement Operations: Arrested, detained, or deported 650,000 individuals, targeting gang members and repeat offenders. Catch-and-Release: Ended the practice nationwide, causing a 99.9% decline in releases into the U.S. interior. KATV 📉 Government Efficiency and Restructuring DOGE Initiatives: Partnered with the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) to save over $67 billion within HHS alone. Contract and Grant Cuts: Terminated or down-scoped 5,000+ federal contracts ($17.1B saved) and canceled $14.1B in COVID-era grants. Personnel Reductions: Implemented a downsizing policy capping agency hires to one employee for every four who depart. Department of Education: Initiated a 50% reduction in force as part of efforts to dismantle the department. The White House (.gov) +2 🇺🇸 Foreign Policy and Trade NATO Defense Commitments: Secured commitments from NATO allies to increase their defense spending to 5% of GDP. BBC Middle East Actions: Reached a ceasefire in the brief Israel-Iran conflict following a targeted U.S. strike on Iranian nuclear facilities. BBC China Relations: Stabilized economic relations after a period of intense tariffs; reached an understanding for Beijing to purchase "double-digit billion" worth of agricultural products annually. BBC +1 Global Aid Restrictions: Banned U.S. taxpayer funding to UNRWA and stripped funding for specialized local projects via USAID. The White House (.gov) 🥦 Domestic Policy and "MAHA" Food and Nutrition: Enacted 9 Executive Orders under the Make America Healthy Again (MAHA) framework. School and Welfare Bans: Signed the Whole Milk for Healthy Kids Act and banned SNAP benefits from being used for candy or soft drinks. Ingredient Transparency: Phased out eight artificial food dyes, prompting major corporations like Walmart and Nestlé to eliminate artificial dyes. Drug Pricing: Implemented Most Favored Nation drug pricing, capping medication costs to match international rates. The White House (.gov) +1 ⚖️ Judicial and Culture Wins Supreme Court Victory: Secured a landmark ruling that significantly restricts the power of lower judges to block nationwide executive orders. BBC Title IX and Sports: Issued executive orders barring biological men from participating in women's collegiate and high school sports leagues. The White House (.gov) +1 Military Base Renaming: Officially restored historic names to military installations, reverting Fort Liberty back to Fort Bragg.

In a short span of time, both King Charles and President Xi showed the world what a laughingstock Donald Trump is. Republicans are either gluttons for punishment or too dense to notice. Probably both.

@TheJFreakinC @Chinchilla2022 He just boldface lies nytimes.com/2026/05/12/us/…

🚨BREAKING: The President of the United States just accused a journalist of “treason” for reporting facts he didn’t like. Not for leaking classified information… like Trump has been accused of doing… or helping an enemy nation, or committing an actual crime. For reporting facts. This is the same authoritarian playbook we’ve watched throughout history… attack the press, call journalists “enemies,” then label criticism as a crime. And no, Mr. “I love the Constitution…” criticism of a president is not treason. Unless you are an authoritarian.