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How do you say “did I stutter?” in corporate language

@Sphukhanyo_ Cacile

@simphiweyinkoc_ Asidlali sana 💛🔥 #ShutUpMenAreTalking

29K people watching #shutupmenaretalking who’s watching our Mzumbe Kardashians? 😭

@Masokamahle_ I’ll catch up

@simphiweyinkoc_ we’re watching both.

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This is genuinely the worst economy to hate your job in.

@Redpill__3 I will

@simphiweyinkoc_ My side is summer can you drop pictures of summer wear you have

Corporate winter edition 🔥 Choose your favorite frame 📸 inspo: siyabunny

13 Balon D’or’s in one picture. Hey @grok who has the most?

The calendar invite said, “9AM for the team update and everyone must have their camera on.” It was my birthday, so I wore my favourite shirt for the conference meeting.When I joined the call, HR’s screen was already sharing, she didn’t even say hello but just went straight and said “Due to restructuring, your position is redundant effective immediately,” she announced. My laptop logged me out while she was still talking.

Thread: 1/ The king called his son and said, “Soon you will take my place. Go and find a man who is truly happy, and bring me his shirt.” The prince set out on his journey. 👑 2/ First, he visited a rich man. “You have everything. Are you happy?” “I should be,” the man replied, “but I’m always worried about losing all of this.”

Wait a minute... people do all these just to make their exes jealous 😳🫢 . . . .A short thread 🧵

I miss old days when TV dramas had meaningful life lessons. We need shows like this back on TV.

My coworker got let go yesterday and decided to leave a farewell gift—a full-blown manifesto in the team chat, exposing who was sleeping with who, who played favorites, and who lied to get promoted. We were all reading it like live breaking news. Sis chose chaos and I respect it 😭🙌🏽

Zanele Mokoena doesn’t knock, she arrives 👠🏢 While Maxwell plays with clauses from a cell, Zanele is moving the entire chess board to the Cape. "Phase 2 is about erasure." Read 👇🏾 S2E11: The Matriarch’s Audit. #LoveAndAudacity x.com/BuhleTheFirst/…

@kayEasy_ Now when I listen to the song I’ll think of them

A friend who introduces you to new music is very important

@ZainabIliyasu10 Samsung has a better battery life

Help a sister,I really need phone that the battery will last

@fahad__yd She cv knows what she needs to do

Who go advise her?

In the Brazilian Island of Marajó, the Police patrol with Buffaloes instead of cars. 🚔🐃🦬 According to the locals, the Buffaloes soften the image of the police and make them more approachable. Check thread to know why they use Buffaloes ⤵️

@SwiftieLee1 Done move weirdly that’s why you mustn’t disclose everything

Some men will study you just to learn how to play you, that’s why you shouldn’t be impressed by attention cause the same man watching you close can be the same one plotting how to move around you. Intentions matter more than effort.

@martha_zuri Asking for money after sex it’s prostitution if we being

A Nigerian guy gives advice concerning South African girls 👀

My boyfriend passed away 3 years ago… but his mum still calls me “my daughter” till today. Everyone says “move on,” but nobody tells you what to do when the love didn’t die with him. The day we buried him, I thought that was the last time I’d see his family. I was wrong...