SirTacoIV

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

Slayyyter I don’t want to worry you but they made it 17 years ago. Jason Statham came back and everything.

game of pricks is the most beautiful indie rock song ever fucking written

just imagine how powerful this must be to an american

Residents of Peach Creek #ededdneddy

you’re gunna have to pull me away from this like i’m a pig in a trough

I will turn on Fortnite for the first time since Hank Hill was added and buy the Peggy Hill skin right now if they confirm that whenever she jumps out of the battle bus there is a small chance that her glider doesn’t open and you slam into the ground and get insta downed

like an agent once said

My entire college career

Canvas getting hacked right as i was about to lock the fuck in

There’s a disease going so viral that you can catch it just by looking at someone with it. It’s called, a smile :)

You're not supposed to use 3-in-1 shower gel, it violates the Unix philosophy

It has been a privilege and an honor to giggle on the phone with you

i get so Hydrated off that Water

yeah keep ruminating bro that's gonna solve all your problems

band called The Cure but all they do is make songs that hurt me

yo but if there's a son of baconator that means... the baconator... my man 😂🤝

top 5 horror movies -having a job -not having a job -applying for jobs -the job market -the concept of working my whole life

In the series, Lain is shown learning C code in school but in a later episode her Navi uses Common Lisp instead. This is a reference to how Common Lisp is a messianic language.

currently listening to pulp while studying for my last final of the semester