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My son just woke me up in the middle of a dream but it was decent timing because I had no idea what to wear to a “formal pool party” with all the other Starship Troopers.

@WillCraigLach17 @StewPetersNet

@skyzm @StewPetersNet You're going to sit at your computer & play Minecraft until you've eaten so many hot pockets that u lose your ability to walk. You'll end up immobile, in a hospital bed. A pretty nurse will clean your bed pan. You'll ask her out on a date. Yes, it is possible I may never marry.

@StewPetersNet Abigail Spanberger is as German as white sausage, she was a CIA officer for 8 years, she looks like a man and to top it all off, she hates Israel. I never would have imagined that there was anything you don't like or don't trust about her.

@WillCraigLach17 @StewPetersNet A) you’re never getting married B) I agree with your entire statement otherwise

@skyzm @StewPetersNet I can't help it. I refine my dating skills and solidify my status as an eligible bachelor by playing Minecraft. my future wife wants a cuck husband who can't do anything except sit at his computer

@WillCraigLach17 @StewPetersNet lol you looked me up. Stop yanking it

@skyzm @StewPetersNet You'll be the first one I ask the next time I need advice while playing Minecraft

1984: They bust a god 1989: They bust a wizard trying to ascend to godhood 2021: They bust a god 2024: They bust a god “Let’s call em the Ghostbusters”

Whoever the fuck owns skyzm.com and wants $5,900 for it? I will give you 50 bucks for it and that's the best offer you'll get from anyone on the planet.

@Juicetra you catchin this?

*Feels like a good time to check back in on my Minecraft friends*

I can see into the future, but only for movie tag lines. “FasTEN your seatbelts.”

@WraithStuart If I supply my own coconuts that exam better be free.

@skyzm Sure, entrance exam is only £1, monty python knowledge is necessary. All applicants must first be able to make a cuppa tea properly, no MiF’s (milk in first).

Which one of you bought skyzm.com 8 years ago when I was moderately popular? I’ll give you 5 bucks for it.

@LsTowT @hypnotizd_ Looks like I can fool anyone

@WraithStuart Can I become a Brit for $4.99? Otherwise this is costing me money.

@skyzm Become an Brit and get the co.uk version for a penny

@hypnotizd_ They have a lot of faith in the brand

@skyzm $1595.00? LOL godaddy.com/whois/results.…

Wait, 4 bucks.

@darkphanlp @generikb Genny using Limewire in 2021 is very on-brand.

So the other day @generikb sent me (using limewire of all things) this super janky Vault Busters modpack that he found on a dvd in a market in Thailand. Tonight we continue attempting to play this thing. twitch.tv/darkphan

If Halo doesn’t get the BR it’s going to be one of the biggest missed opportunities in gaming history.

Perfect tweet

Muscles are jacked Forehead is large Shirt is 🔥 #ForIvy

In which a fully grown man states that employee tattoos might make him think he’s not looking at real Disney characters.