Ora Qbire

Having a tattoo used to be bad-ass...now it means you're a middle-aged fat woman.

God I'm a sad, lonely fuck.

Pinterest looks interesting, but I'm pretty sure the P stands for pussy.

God it irritates me when everyone respects someone else's opinion but they're just an ass.

Ultimately, we get what we settle for

Okay so now, we're *done* with social media. So we're calling everyone we know in social media to let them *all* know how *done* we are!

Well there is one thing love can't conquer: that's indifference.

Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

And good riddance! (If only!)

Preach equality of the sexes all you want. I won't believe until I see a man squealing like a schoolgirl over his diamond engagement ring.

Mel Gibson's ranting strikes a chord with me... does that make me a bad person?

I used to get paid in sexual favors. Now I work for free. I'm not bitter about it... really, I'm not.

You know that saying, that love can conquer all? It can't. Sometimes it just dies. :(

I used to believe that love was something magical and special. Boy, was I stupid.

So this is the life you wanted... You've got it now... Forgive me if I laugh when you complain about it.

Yeah, just gettin' tired of the bullshit. It *can't* possibly be all my fault.

You have to love it when someone is too busy to talk to you but their twitter stream says otherwise.

LOL, support forum for Narcissistic Personality Disorder has lots of posts like: "Why does NPD have to be a prolem? I LIKE the way I am."

Double-standard much?

I've changed the passwords on my heart.