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Time for another #FlashInTheFeed. Let's fill our dumpster-fire social media feeds with art for the next 3 days. Share a great flash narrative by a writer you don't know with this hashtag and we'll give away 7 copies of Shasta Grant's debut novel, When We Were Feral, at random.

Time for another #FlashInTheFeed. Let's fill our dumpster-fire social media feeds with art for the next 3 days. Share a great flash narrative by a writer you don't know with this hashtag and we'll give away 7 copies of Shasta Grant's debut novel, When We Were Feral, at random.

@AFB16 Yay!!!!

I’m officially a doctor!!!

Another one of my favourites smokelong.com/stories/the-sk… #flashinthefeed @SmokeLong

Our #FlashInTheFeed giveaway, When We Were Feral: "One harrowing summer in the early 90s changes everything for three adolescent girls as they search for a missing mother among the rivers and woods of their New Hampshire town." Pre-order: …al-house-publishing.mybigcommerce.com/when-we-were-f…

New @SmokeLong! So many fantastic flashes, and interviews, too! smokelong.com/issue-ninety-o…

@factpostnews Really, it must be easy to find out who said it. We just have to find the former President who doesn't know how to use the third conditional correctly.

Reporter: Trump said multiple times yesterday that he had spoken to one of the former presidents who privately told him, "I wish I did what you did when it comes to Iran." But George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Joe Biden all say that none of them spoke to Trump about Iran. In fact, none of them have spoken to Trump recently at all.

Former President v. Future MVP. Who wins? All of us. Want to learn more about Home Court at the Obama Presidential Center? Visit obama.org today.

Introducing our new Did You Know? series … a fun way to share stories, history, and little-known facts from our team. Today’s fact: former President Obama’s Irish roots trace back to the village of Moneygall, Ireland 🇮🇪.

Dig in to the latest issue of @SmokeLong!!

Issue 91 is live! smokelong.com/issue-ninety-o…

@highbrow_nobrow @AdamKinzinger @atrupar Trump will totally do this. He's probably being paid to do this.

Congressman Dan Crenshaw (R-TX): "There is absolutely no way that Donald Trump will be seen -- he will not let himself go down in history as having sold out to Putin. He will not let that happen." @atrupar (2025)

When Trump leaves office: The Department of War will go back to being the Defense Department. The Trump Kennedy Center will go back to being the Kennedy Center. The Gulf of America will once again be the Gulf of Mexico. The unfinished East Wing (it won't be finished by the end of Trump's term) will be rebuilt by the next president, and it will not be a ballroom. Federal agencies packed with unqualified loyalists will fire those people and rehire the career experts Trump fired. The Department of Justice will go back to enforcing the law instead of protecting the president. Scientific agencies like NOAA, the EPA, and the CDC will go back to publishing research without political interference. The U.S. will re-align with its allies and not with its enemies. The presidential pardon power will stop being used as a rewards program for loyalists. Inspectors General will go back to investigating corruption instead of getting fired for it. The White House press room will go back to having briefings, with real journalists and not podcasters. U.S. foreign policy will stop revolving around flattering dictators. And the world will progress as though Donald Trump never existed.

@EdKrassen @BeingJWood If the person actually said "I wish I did that." then it would be fairly easy to identify him. Just look for the person who's not able to use correct grammar. Hmmmm.

Trump claimed he talked to a former president who said he wished he attacked Iran. All 4 living presidents’ aides say they have not talked to Trump about Iran. Why does Trump keep lying?

Donald Trump is the worst president we've ever had.

@marlene4719 It never was a thing.

So is the Board of Peace still a thing?

@RpsAgainstTrump Starting WW3 just to distract from the Epstein Files.

Trump’s UN Ambassador Mike Waltz says the US “welcomes, encourages, and even demands” other countries send warships to the Strait of Hormuz.

It's sign-up time for Fitness. We'll be inviting new participants to join the workshop the last week of March. Come write with us. We are definitely not a cult. #notacult smokelong.com/smokelong-fitn…

@HQNewsNow So the company bribed to make the film self-reports that the film is no. 1 in streaming. Sure. This is believable.

Trump on Melania's movie: "Big success. I think it was number one last night, streaming. It went on streaming last night. It was number one"

@Chloe_1961 @DemocraticWins Absolute bullshit.

@DemocraticWins Trump always knows what he’s doing. He’s a genius businessman. He runs our country as he ran his businesses. He doesn’t need to steal from Americans (like the DEMS do). He’s our “America First” President that we haven’t had for 40 yrs.🇺🇸

BREAKING: New reporting reveals GOP Senators have anonymously gone to the press expressing concerns that Trump doesn’t know what he’s doing in Iran and that Trump’s causing unnecessary economic pain. Wow.