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Carissa

@spice

marketo champ/fearless 50 alum and web front end/data katamari by trade - urbexer, artist and game enthusiast by night. opinions are mine 👌

Katılım Temmuz 2008
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Carissa
Carissa@spice·
I'm aware that I can't talk shit, but good God man. I want to shake them into reality, EMPATHY, for themselves if anything. Ugh. ADHD is not a fun quirky marketing tactic, neurodiversity is a bitch and anyone telling you otherwise is selling you something.
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lol I try to get a friend on my algorithm, two weeks in advance we know the reels delay - load the app and WTF an old coworker is top of feed, cringe marketing video on repeat, and all I want to comment is THIS IS NOT DEMURE
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Perception, predisposition, intention, interpretation, body language, words used...so many individual ways for a concept to simplify to be heard from point A to point B. Communication can be powerful when you're present and free enough to understand the concepts at hand.
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"If the truth can be told simply enough to be understood, it will be believed."
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Are you wide awake, counting the stars? Or just lying, lying in the dark?
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oh hell, just saw how PDA isn't "persistent demand for autonomy" that it's more "perceived denial of autonomy" and now I'm done Fuck it lol
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I have nothing to say anymore, but I would probably die to experience Odesza - The Last Goodbye in Omnia in Vegas. Saw Zedd there once, I think lol - it was like a spaceship, Odesza would be divine 🙌
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@keatingssixth True, and disgusting considering how many "mean girls" end up in this profession. When you're neurodiverse you get labeled so easily, especially by those "mean girl" types, and I have seen sensory/other issues spawn abuse and it's not okay.
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Ms. Andry Noir, PhD
Ms. Andry Noir, PhD@keatingssixth·
My sis was denied TWICE from the heart transplant list due to “noncompliance.” A 27 yr old BW w/2 kids. The noncompliance? Not always liking hospital food, missing meds b/c NURSES didn’t wake her up, & panic attacks seen as “aggressive.” She died 2 months after the last denial.
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Whores of Yore
Whores of Yore@WhoresofYore·
The expression “call a spade a spade” comes from the work of Plutarch, who originally wrote “call a fig a fig & a trough a trough.” Figs & troughs were crude slang for the Vulva, so what Plutarch meant was “call a c*nt a c*nt”. When Erasmus (1466-1536) translated Plutarch’s work & changed it to a garden spade to avoid embarrassment.
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Bo Bolander
Bo Bolander@BBolander·
so apparently there's a vaccine for utis now AND you can get the hpv vaccine even if you're up to 45 years old and these two things are not universal knowledge so, y'know, just putting that out there
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@decaf_unicorn This is horrifying They've never ever paid retail enough
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raised by a cup of coffee
raised by a cup of coffee@decaf_unicorn·
better content from the crewsters comm: someone dumping 2 containers of glitter in the men's room at another store. in the last 3 mos I've cleaned up 2 horrific poop situations & quite the vomit mess (i usually have a tough stomach about that) but this is so much worse.
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raised by a cup of coffee
raised by a cup of coffee@decaf_unicorn·
well usually the more you bitch about it the less you have actually earned it, but i've only been here 3 years so what do i know
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Carissa@spice·
Feel like this works for me on this particular social network.
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@Zackfig I am feeling SO good rn because that is how you worded it 😂 thank you 💖
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Carissa@spice·
The fact PDA can mean *both* "pathological demand avoidance" AND "persistent demand for autonomy" says SO MUCH to me rn and I can't
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@Zackfig YES, you're right, I thought about the public displays of affection, not the tech digital assistant tho But you aren't wrong, I'm talking about it in a psychology sense bc I'm in a pedantic mood tonight 😂
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Zackfig 🅅🅂
Zackfig 🅅🅂@Zackfig·
@spice or Public Displays of Affection or Personal Digital Assistant
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Carissa
Carissa@spice·
When your demands don't make actual sense, FUCK YOU! that's how it translates for anyone not on the level, which is a lot bc I've always been an alien lol
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Carissa@spice·
I did not style my hair today. I had one zoom meeting when I needed to be on camera. I looked different, so I was asked if I had gotten a fade. No, I just didn't do my hair because I'm 💀 this week, thank you 🙏
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Carissa@spice·
If you see this tweet, quote tweet it with the most recent photo you took of your pet. No cheating.
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