Bleh :P

When is someone going to match my freak

i want to date a doctor who is obsessed with me, knows every detail about my body, keeps vials of my blood and body scans, and gets turned on by how healthy my heartbeat is and how smoothly my blood flows

claim a horror movie

An influencer with no right hand is fighting a ticket after police claimed she was driving while holding a phone in her "right hand" Katie was even asked during the traffic stop to raise her hand to swear despite not having one

This week, we learned Butcher uses Prell shampoo

as bad as twitter is unfortunately i cannot use bluesky because people are just extremely annoying there in an entirely different way