maria

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Wishing you low levels of cortisol today.

karma police, arrest this girl, her hitler hairdo is making me feel ill and we have crashed her party

if i knew her i wouldn’t be able to stop telling her how beautiful she is and how much i love her gap

Exactly what are kids going to school to learn these days?🤦‍♀️ This is disturbing.

That long pause from the audience before the applause hits—pure “processing moment” 😂 Everyone just standing there silently doing mental math, trying to figure out what they just saw.

This comment is eye-opening about the way some men treat pregnancy as something to inflict on women to hold them back

i really respect that dominicans never gaf this girl just said her name is disneyworld

Rosalia cantando la parte operistica de berghain 😭😭😭 Dios mio, estoy en shockkkkk

@OOCPUNCH Punch learned how to walk and started becoming independent.

🚨JUST IN: Punch has now received a hug.

@xiaolongbaow0w It identifies as a paper bottle.

@64s @_vandul 😂😂😂😂

@_vandul i got some bad news for you

Found this at goodwill today

Punch nos enseñó, que si no te quieren en un lugar, agarras a tu chango de peluche y te vas de ahí.

i hope he knows he is loved

@AlertaMundoNews 😭❤️

@AlertaMundoNews El Monito mirando al cielo pensando que todo mejore y tenga un poco de paz me destruye

Client made me change the sky 💔

la maison inondee

i couldn’t sleep last night because my brain kept repeating “fibonacci” like a hundred times