stormborn
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It’s very important that as you get older you start buying more quality clothes.

This is not the era to fumble a good partner bruh, you might not recover from it.


Husband: Babe, dress up. I booked us a very nice hotel for tonight. Just you and I 😍 Wife: Awwn really? 🥹 Husband: Candlelight dinner, soft music, everything set 😏 Wife: Babe, I’m on my period 😭 Husband: Ahhh Wife: 😭😭😭 Husband: calls the hotel immediately “Good evening, please cancel reservation, God bless you.” 😂 Men 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣



when he’s eating your 🐱and doing rubbish then you try to stop him but he thinks that means you’re enjoying it and intensifies his rubbish

Saying kids are expensive when you never had a kid is diabolical.



No man has ever accepted a cheating wife& has succeeded in marriage. But a wife that has tolerated a cheating husband has succeeded in marriage. This is why polygamy has remained valid for years. Women don't hate cheating. They just hate to be cheated on empty pockets. End.


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