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Hey if Twitter dies but you still hold hope to buy dice I have made (I swear I’m working on it) you can do the lil email thing on the website and I cross my heart pinky promise I’ll send an announcement when it’s going to happen 🌝✨

@LuluinWa I’m finding that far more plants are shade tolerant than tags claim but not nearly as sun tolerant

@strrbuck Most of my yard is shady but I do what I can. And there are lots of shade living flowers

Hi hello hi here is your yearly wallpaper xo love u bye

@Warlockdnd Iykyk

Woah, hang on now

@LuluinWa I loveeeeee are your clematis in shady spots I’ve been thinking about trying them in new places

@strrbuck This peony is just starting to open. The clematis are really showing off right now.

@planetarcanapod WHY ARE Y’ALL SO COOL I JUST CONNOT

you ready for the announcement tomorrow x.com/planetarcanapo…

@Ron88keysRBDM You can just eat em too. They are actually for eating!!

@strrbuck Ooooooo I didn't know you could do that!

@Ron88keysRBDM They are v v soft and I cooked some into a syrup 😌

@strrbuck I love the pretties

@LurzBlurbz I didn’t know you felt that way about lil STINK FLOOFS

@Warlockdnd LISTEN I’M COMPLICATED

@LuluinWa I wish I staked them better they’re all floppy this year but tomorrow we’re having rain and they’ll all be wet and gross after that. I want to see yours when they bloom!!

@strrbuck Lovely peonies! Mine are still buds.

@G_Bloodworth That stress is so unhelpful esp with this timing. If it’s any comfort I think it’s kind of an adult right of passage to have that crisis mode breakdown and have to reevaluate your entire life. If there’s anything your friendly internet besties can do give a shout we love y’all 🖤

@Reckless_Attack Anyway orange you hiding under a blanket on the couch and pretending you’re not home

@strrbuck Orange who

I usually try very hard to interact on our engagement posts, because 1. it's the nice human thing to do 2. it drives more engagement But then people make the same bad joke 40x and I would rather die than give a shred of further validation such is the duality of social media

@Chase0the0Ghost @Reckless_Attack IN WHAT WORLD DO YOU THINK I DIDN’T IMMEDIATELY FORGET THAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO COME BACK HERE

@Reckless_Attack Orange

@strrbuck Who’s there

@toribloodworth Guarantee you’d get it since it’ll be essential for survival

Can I add a Nespresso to my baby registry or what is the vibe

You know what I love about games like Elden Ring? They do not give a single shit if you understand what’s going on or why. You want that kind of awareness you better work for it

@LurzBlurbz @chairhair22 ^this seals it with a lil froggie smooch

@MemesterOTWPod TOFFEE 😍

@MemesterOTWPod WHY HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING TOFFEE