Jack Swain

STL fridges be like

Boss: Did you leave work early yesterday to drink beer & watch basketball all afternoon? Me:

I am beyond blessed to inhabit the Earth at the same time as the moose, a beast of considerable proportions

H12TORY MADE 🏆

Ballgame on the line? Fuck it, Jeremiah Smith is down there somewhere

ONE OF THE GREATEST PLAYS IN THE HISTORY OF OHIO STATE

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗿 𝗩𝗼𝗹. 𝟭𝟯 𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗬 𝗪𝗥𝗜𝗧𝗘𝗦 𝗢𝗡 🍿🔥🎥

“This Hoosiers team is the real deal Coach” -@PatMcAfeeShow "So are we" - @ryandaytime FIRE ME UP COACH. 🔥🔥

An Ohio State x Kendrick Lamar mix isn't something we knew we needed, but the Buckeyes delivered it in the Marshall Game Trailer 🔥

Can’t wait to relapse

I need it

WITH THE 4th Pick of the 2024 NFL DRAFT, THE ARIZONA CARDINALS SELECT… MARVIN HARRISON JR. ‼️‼️ @MarvHarrisonJr ⭐️

“Be proud, because when you get old and come back and look… You’re gonna say “‘I can’t believe God gave me a chance to be a Buckeye.’ Cause there’s nothing like it.” -Jim Tressel, today. 🗣️🌰

BOOM‼️‼️Quarterback Julian Sayin has committed to Ohio State 😈@juliansayin2 @Hayesfawcett3

Shane Gillis said Peoria is the shittiest town in America and has a Peoria defender I can understand why he’d say that lol

Me in 7 months…

me if there was an award for most diarrheas

the moose is the only creature worthy of my respect, they seem like hardworking and honest beasts unlike many animals