Sarah 🪩 ✨

Girl shave your big toe we’re going to williamsburg

@queensofbravo she had to figure out a way to still go to Coachella lol

Amanda just posted 👀 #SummerHouse

@firagawalkwthme someone Dr. Roberta Bobby woud date

Detective Hole

@gibsonoma oh we are so seated

The trailer for #SummerHouse spinoff #InTheCity is here! Premieres May 19 as a crossover with the “Summer House” finale.

He has risen! Happy Easter!

The main problem with loverboy is that it doesn’t taste good at all so maybe they should start with that #summerhouse

Seeing Ashley is CRAZY…like if you didn’t watch Bachelor in real time, you truly don’t understand the lore #RHORI

The fact that this time last year the biggest drama on #summerhouse was Jesse potentially sucking a random girls toe 😭😭

amanda batula (ww tears warrior) and west wilson (bumbling cokehead) having to go up against an activated lindsay hubbard (nuclear weapon) and an apathetic ciara miller (word class dismantler) with their only hope of support being jesse solomon (mr schuester) #summerhouse

WE ARE CIARA MILLER WE CARRY THE FLAME

imagine you work as an icu nurse through covid and you become a reality star and then a man writes a nyt op ed about why he didn’t want to date you and then your best friend dates that man. ciara miller i am contracting an etsy witch on your behalf as we speak

Robert Pattinson when asked if he believes in romance being linked to astrology: "I look at it a little bit. I’m a Taurus. Taurus is always good. It’s never been bad ever." (Via @VogueFrance)

ABC producers:

tea is tea whether herbal or verbal

this season of #loveisblind revealing a new epidemic.... mid men using AI profile pics

“Why are women so into [insert book]!” well men don’t read first of all

#summerhouse fans to Amanda Batula

Barbs stay in school… please… we’re in a literacy crisis

Why does my animal crossing villager kinda look like Lisa rinna….

Even as a child, I couldn't bear the hypocrisy