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You know you’re a preschool teacher when you have 3 different kids poop in the potty pictures on your phone bc parents want to see if they have diarrhea or not 🥴🤢

@adamob44 Blessed be our New Founding Fathers and America, a nation reborn. May God be with you all. 🥴

Damn, can’t wait to be home for the holidays!!

Best thing about the day after thanksgiving are the leftovers 🤤😎🤤😎

To the kids that broke into my truck and took my Granny’s lucky change jar- y’all are on Santa’s naughty list and I hope you enjoy counting at least 75$ worth of change - mostly pennies 🖕🏼🖕🏼

Yellowstone season premiere is freaking wild

Cigar Joc Pederson is such a mood

BREAKING: The Houston Astros* still have not won a #WorldSeries without CHEATING.

Halloween today. Christmas tomorrow.

Joc Pederson said that after the NLCS some of his former Dodgers teammates told him, "I love you. Now go beat the Astros for us.”

Best part about teaching 2 year olds in the south - they say yes ma’am and no ma’am for everything and it’s so cute w/ their little accents and voices

W.

“Giants really thought they could keep it tied.”

I’d be so mad if I was a Giants fan….. good thing I’m a Dodgers fan youtu.be/lsg-nJxSWmc

Officially going to need therapy after this game and I’m sending my bills straight to Roberts

Mookie set the table. Corey delivered.

If they say they’re a giants fan 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

@Dodgers if I die, it’s bc y’all gave me a heart attack

It was the 14th of October... youtube.com/watch?v=_T8ml-…

@Miramontez23 @Dodgers I relate to this so much. 😩😩

My mood for the weekend relies on something that I can’t control. The state of my mental health is reliant on the success of the @Dodgers

This picture was taken in a field in Tennessee in 2011. I knew from this one night that we were gonna get married and grow old together. Here we are 9 years into marriage. I’m thankful to God everyday that You said yes to marrying me! I love you so much @laur_akins😍