idiot asshole loser

auntie penis

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

what if polish people lived in a petri dish

hitting the pen 20 times and blowing it all back on this spider so he gets chill and leaves

Ever since I was a little boy I knew I wanted to operate heavy machinery drunk

Stop asking what “uncle pussy” is. Just accept it into your heart

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I Block a Bitch on E-Hentai forums I Block a Bitch on Internet archive I Block a Bitch on Effed up Movies dot com I Block a Bitch on Block blast

we’re doing this to the duolingo bird later

Men used to see a beautiful woman and fantasize about getting to have sex with her and now they fantasize about chad having sex with her and then get mad about it

hooker pussy smell like turtle roadkill

One thing that a lot of people don't realize about bullying is that usually the "victims" are weird, or ugly

can i come over and just do this

everyone my age seems so far ahead in life and im still struggling with the same things i struggled with at 13