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"Oh is it by the Starbucks?" Um... everything's by a Starbucks go.bdsmgalls.net/jeremy

go.bdsmgalls.net/miriam I like my fractions with me on top, and a common yourmominator on bottom.

go.bdsmgalls.net/samuel The quietest sound ever recorded is the sound of a Canadian saying "excuse me" in a crowd

tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/kelley Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines.

It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you bitly.xaijo.com/aline

"I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/silvia

bitly.xaijo.com/luann No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

Ceilings were just ambitious walls. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/rosella

tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/kara Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork".

If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/ola

Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass. bitly.xaijo.com/hope

Quick question: can I breastfeed if I've had implants? tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/araceli

"The hits just keep on coming." - A radio Dj/abusive parent. bitly.xaijo.com/chris

bitly.xaijo.com/lina I put suicide notes next to roadkill so their animal families have some closure

I just stopped at a yellow light to give myself a few extra seconds to craft this tweet. bitly.xaijo.com/JNoEA