Taxinho Evans

32 goals scored already this season and we are still in November. I am sorry but I don’t care who wins the World Cup, Erling Haaland should win the Ballon d’Or.

🚨 Muller “Messi never needed PR, comps, or hashtags, you watched him once & understood. If you still need debates for Yamal, he’s not there yet. He’s special, but he’s not above Olise & nowhere near Mbappe. There’s no next Messi. That chapter’s closed”

2023: MVP of the German third division with SV Elversberg. 2024: Signed for Stuttgart, scoring 17 goals and winning the DFB Pokal. 2025: Wins top scorer at the U21 Euros and signs for Newcastle on a €75m fee. 2026: He will play his first World Cup as the starting striker for the German National Team. Nick Woltemade has earned his place among Europe's elite.

Centre Forward royalty 👑 🇳🇴 Erling Haaland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane

🚨 Juan Mata: KDB had perfection around him, Bruno had fire drills & still produced elite numbers. City was a Rolls-Royce, United was a broken Uber and he carried passengers. If he played in a functioning team, a few legends might have to step outside”

THIS is the midfield. 🇵🇹

👽 Erling Haaland this season so far… 🏆 16 goals in World Cup qualifiers. 💙 32 goals with club and country. 🇳🇴 55 goals in 48 Norway games. …and bringing his country to the World Cup!

🚨 Patrice Evra; “ ‘Sell Bruno Fernandes, upgrade him.’ Cool. Sign your ‘upgrade’ & watch him struggle to take Bruno’s shirt. Everyone is better than Bruno online…until matchday. Managers don’t bench him, they rather rearrange the system just to keep him on the pitch. That just shows how much of a world class player he is”

Throwback to when a picture Bruno Fernandes with crutches and a protective boot was posted on IG, only for him to go and play 90 minutes and get an assist against Spurs three days later 😂

🚨 Steven Gerrard “Rooney handing in a transfer request wasn’t ego, it was ambition. United lost Ronaldo & Tevez, he wanted the club serious again. They did. He stayed. Won the league. Scored that bicycle vs City. That’s not basic...that’s a born winner”

🚨🚨🎙️| Steven Gerrard on Paul Scholes: "I think Scholesy if he played now would hands down be the BEST midfielder in the Premier League. That’s a fact."

@UtdFaithfuls That's my centre back.

🎙️ | Steven Gerrard: "Wayne Rooney is the BEST PLAYER I played with for England, hands down. He can do so many things... I don't see Wayne as a no.9 or a no.10, I see him as an all-round attacker. He could occupy a back four on his own." [@RioMeets]

They call Guardiola’s football perfect… but before all that, Brazil showed what perfection really looks like 😳🇧🇷🔥 x.com/burner_rx/stat…

🚨Matthijs de Ligt is simply the most consistent and reliable defender Manchester United have had in years. Week after week, he delivers calm, commanding performances that quietly make him the backbone of this team. He’s now reached 50 appearances for the club, and the way he marshals that backline is pure class — he doesn’t just defend, he dictates. He clears danger, wins his duels, steps into midfield when needed, and keeps the shape solid even under pressure. What’s crazy is how normal his brilliance has become — you rarely see his name trending after games because he just doesn’t put a foot wrong. Under Amorim, De Ligt looks sharper, smarter, and even more composed when building from the back. His reading of the game is elite. United have missed this kind of consistency for years. He may not chase the headlines, but his performances do all the talking. What a signing. 🔥💪 #MUFC

De Ligt player of the season for us easy

🚨🗣️ Ronaldo Nazario: "The difference between Cristiano Ronaldo and me is that I trained out of obligation, sometimes I didn't even train, he trains because he likes it."

No phones in sight. Just pure joy and passion from fans enjoying Air Sesko. ♥️

🚨 Evra: “Amad’s battling Mbeumo… but who’s pushing Cunha? Semenyo’s a no-brainer. Don’t ask ‘where would he play?’ top clubs stack ballers & figure it out. His pace, power, end product is slept on. Missed Mane for Rashford, miss Semenyo & it’s deja vu”

I can single handedly end this by betting on you to win or draw 😂😂😂