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Homeless man faints after kissing a beautiful girl on the neck

Ito yung nakita ni Pia kaya sya takot na takot

ʙᴜsᴇᴛ 🤣🤣🤣

“buntisin kita baby?” “ang sarap mo” “lapit na ako baby” “basang basa ka na baby, tirahin na kita?” tagalog dirty talk is top tier

OH BROTHER…

Good luck finding another retard like me

Just in case you didn't have this in your textbooks... bois, this is what we're made to do #mpreg

- Albert Camus

What is life? • Dostoevsky: It’s hell. • Socrates: It’s a test. • Aristotle: It’s the mind. • Nietzsche: It’s power. • Freud: It’s death. • Marx: It’s the idea. • Picasso: It’s art. • Gandhi: It’s love. • Schopenhauer: It’s suffering. • Bertrand Russell: It’s competition. • Steve Jobs: It’s faith. • Einstein: It’s knowledge. • Stephen Hawking: It’s hope. • Kafka: It’s just the beginning. Each one must therefore give life a meaning according to how you one perceive.

i’d like for this vid to be erased forever, thank you.

Nakaka PVTNGINA!!!

accepting it because wtf else can i do

— Anaïs Nin

Man pretends to be homeless to escape an armed group trying to end him

𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘺, “𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦.” 𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘺, “𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦.” 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘤𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵.

Marriage Advice (1886)

— You cannot immediately unlove what you loved unless you never loved it anyway.