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Tom Morton

@thebeatcroft

Writes and talks. Cooks and eats. Rides motorcycles. Contemplates golf courses.

Shetland Isles Katılım Mart 2009
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Tom Morton@thebeatcroft·
So...a cruise ship chartered by extreme fundamentalist MAGA-supporting evangelicals heads for Dubai through the Straits of Hormuz. They hope to provoke the Second Coming of Christ. Goin’ On a Sea Cruise (Through the Straits of Hormuz) by Wanderin’ Scar Quilse.
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New Beatcroft newsletter. The horrors found beneath the kitchen basin…audio download or stream. Also available as a Substack. beatcroft.com/2026/04/14/und…
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The last motorcycle. Transports of joy. Saying goodbye to two wheels. New Beatcroft newsletter, free to read (or listen) and subscribe as ever. Also available on Substack. beatcroft.com/2026/04/08/the…
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£16 for a muffin, 2 coffees and a jamless, butterless croissant @Pret_uk Glasgow Airport. “Pret doesn’t do butter. Or jam.” To @GreggsOfficial forthwith!
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Party versus person. Initial thoughts on the Shetland election. Long and somewhat acerbic read. It’s HMG’s to win at the moment (not His Majesty’s Government) but the Lib Dems have history on their side. beatcroft.com/2026/03/27/the…
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Absolutely agree. The 'Berlin' Bernard Samson sequence is the greatest run in spy fiction. Better (sharper, funnier, less pseudo-Etonian) than Le Carré. I still covet that Rover 3500 V8...
Tim Shipman@ShippersUnbound

Very sad to learn of the death of Len Deighton, who was one of the two greatest spy thriller writers of all time and in some regards was Le Carre’s superior. Anyone who has not read Deighton should try Funeral in Berlin, Bomber or SSGB. Most of all they should seek out Berlin Game, the start of an epic 10 book Cold War series focused on Bernard Samson. Deighton’s writing was sharp, satirical, gripping and often amusing. His office infighting in the intelligence services was delicious and his characters are beautifully drawn. The Samson cycle starts with a meticulously plotted run of five books (Berlin Game, Mexico Set, London Match, Spy Hook and Spy Line) which all stand alone but tell one big story from the jaded but dedicated perspective Bernard a brilliant field operative. Len’s genius idea was to use the sixth, Spy Sinker, to retell the whole cycle from the perspective of everyone else, exposing what Bernard didn’t know and misunderstood. There is then an origin story about Bernard’s dad during the war, Winter, and then a concluding trilogy of Faith, Hope and Charity, which is not as high quality but deals with the fallout from the events of books 1-5. It’s an epic achievement and the greatest long series in spy fiction, accepting that the Smiley series is the greatest short series. Do yourself a favour, give it a try

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Not quite a new Scottish sporting anthem. It's all about the velar fricative. Och! #Scotland
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Among the most disgusting food items ever found in the @coopuk chiller cabinets. Herbs? Garlic? Rancid diesel and paraffin mix, more like.
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@KevinFMcDermott @Lloyd_Cole I knew someone who bought the single, recorded it on repeat onto both sides of a C90 cassette for commuting by car. But as an aside, Knopfler’s solo albums contain some absolute gems.
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Kevin McDermott@KevinFMcDermott·
@Lloyd_Cole I actually bought it when first released thinking it was so out of step for the times, so much so that I thought it a novelty and actually felt sorry for this one hit pub band. Still enjoying that feeling nostalgically.
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Lloyd Cole@Lloyd_Cole·
My loathing for The Sultans Of Swing grows every time I encounter it. It’s perfectly executed. Wrong in every way.
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Bizarrely, written this morning before I heard anything about the #Glasgow fire
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@adrianmckinty Yeah, and I’m usually a big Harkaway/Truhen fan. There are sly Circus references throughout the Slow Horses books I found much more appealing
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Adrian McKinty
Adrian McKinty@adrianmckinty·
"Nick Harkaway" doesn't quite write in his father's voice cos he's actually a bit funnier & more self aware than his da. Le Carre's axe grinding got tedious in the later books & Nick doesn't do any of that. Its just spies, Karla, Smiley, dirty 1963 London - the stuff we want 👍
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